How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid Burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one More perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the Walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By The time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Basset Hound: Sorry if this has nothing to do with food or smelling food I am just not interested!!!
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the Real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
The Border Collie and Australian Shepherd should be switched. While Aussies love to heard; Border Collies are the ones who can't stop once the work has been completed. Both breeds are of equal intelligence though I'd lean more toward the Aussie for being able to think outside the box.
Awe man, all those were so right on its not funny. I loved the germ shep and the cocker is so dead-on its not funny. The dachsund was great - Yo quiero Taco Bulb!
simms: how are they? i am looking to get a new dog to go along with my great pyr and i want a mastiff. i cant decide between a bull mastiff and a regular mastiff. i know the reg mastiffs are much bigger but are there any other differences?
how are they around kids? i have 4 kids under the age of 6. thanks.
simms: how are they? i am looking to get a new dog to go along with my great pyr and i want a mastiff. i cant decide between a bull mastiff and a regular mastiff. i know the reg mastiffs are much bigger but are there any other differences?
how are they around kids? i have 4 kids under the age of 6. thanks.
They are AWESOME dogs. I mainly got them for 3 reasons. One, they have amazing personalities and are very family loyal. Two, there size and appearance. I love the look of the bread, but I also wanted something intimidating to protect my family when I am away. But most importantly, they are known to be very protective and loving with children. I have an 8 month old baby boy, and the female thinks he is hers. Both are very protective and gentle. I still have to watch the male because he is still a puppy himself and doesn't realize his size and strength. But he means no harm.
I got both dogs from a highly recommended breeder called Hillcrest Bullmastiffs. They have a lot of information and pics on there site about the breed. http://www.hillcrestbullmastiffs.com/index.html
I'm not sure of the differences in the English and Bull. I have been around both and they are similar. They are work to own though. Between the two of them they are around 260lbs, so I couldn't imagine what owning an English mastiff would be like.
We had an english mastiff growing up and she was awesome. Amazing personality and although she was huge, she could be as gentle as anything if she wanted. She was also great with us kids. We used to wrestle with her in the yard and she weighed twice what we did and she never hurt us.
Once in the snow I remember she got me down and then dragged me around the yard on my back - not letting me up - but never hurting me or getting excited. Not many dogs you can trust with your kids like that.
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