The Future of Texas

BigCarrot · October 25th, 2004, 02:10 PM

A Texas Declaration!This could definitely be an

option !!!!!

A Texas Declaration!

[Please note that Texas is the only state with a

legal right to secede from

the Union. (Reference the Texas-American Annexation

Treaty of 1848.)]

We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action

if Kerry wins over Bush.

We'll miss you too. Texas has given all those

complainers plenty of time to

get used to the results of the last election. After

seeing the whiners along

the campaign route, the folks from Texas are

considering taking matters into

their own hands.

Here is what will happen:

#1: If John Kerry becomes President of the United

States, Texas will

immediately secede from the Union.

#2: George W. Bush will become the President of the

Republic of Texas.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a

Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will

control the space industry.

2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United

States.

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term

"Don't mess with

Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic

of Texas will need for

the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.

5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's

too bad about those

northern states. John Kerry will figure out a way to

keep them warm....

6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation

in producing computer

chips and communications--small places like Texas

Instruments, Dell

Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor,

Motorola, Intel, AMD,

Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Semiconductor, Dallas

Semiconductor, Delphi,

Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the largest research

centers for cancer research,

the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the

world, as well as

other large health centers. Dallas has some of the

best hospitals in the

United States.

8. We have enough colleges to keep us going:

University of Texas, Texas A&M,

Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor,

UNT (University of

North Texas), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy

grows better in the South

anyway.

9. We have a ready supply of workers. We could just

open the border when we

need some more.

10. We have essential control of the paper industry,

plastics, insurance,

etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas

National Guard and the

Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an Army, but

since everybody down

here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we

can raise an Army in 24

hours if we need one. If the situation really gets

bad, we can always call

the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send

over Chuck Norris and a

couple of Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry,

hogs, and several types

of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget

seafood from the Gulf.

Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so

that they taste good.

Don't need any food.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the

Republic of Texas in

good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we

need and don't have.

Now to the rest of the United States under President

Kerry:

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for

your cars, only President

Kerry will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg

SUV. The rest of the

United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston

will cut off satellite

communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes,

but since Mr. Kerry has

predicted global warming, you will not need the gas.

Signed, The People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note

to give you something to

think about...BEFORE YOU VOTE THIS NOVEMBER.

SLEEP WELL TONIGHT.

**PBG** · October 25th, 2004, 02:24 PM

:clap: :clap: :clap:

**jkracer** · October 25th, 2004, 02:25 PM

I pledge allegiance to the State of Texas for which it stands, One Star under God and liberty for all etc, etc and so forth.

rohn

**Lawboy** · October 25th, 2004, 02:27 PM

This is one Texas who didnt and wont be signing that Declaration. [img]/images/graemlins/wink[/img]

BigCarrot · October 25th, 2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawboy

This is one Texas who didnt and wont be signing that Declaration. [img]/images/graemlins/wink[/img]

Frucking Democrap!

**Lawboy** · October 25th, 2004, 02:30 PM

im still holding out that Texas will go to Kerry.....never know.....im seeing lots of Kerry-Edwards signs and stickers.

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