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Old October 18th, 2004, 04:56 AM   #1
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Golf Joke - thought this place could use some humor and not so much drama

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon
when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men.

To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony
with both hands in his crotch.

She runs to him apologizing profusely,
explaining that she is a physical therapist
and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..."
he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs.

Taking it upon herself to help the poor man,
she gently unfastens the front of his pants
and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... that feels pretty good," he admits.

"But my thumb still hurts like hell!"
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Old October 18th, 2004, 01:00 PM   #2
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Re: Golf Joke - thought this place could use some humor and not so much drama

lol
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