im so fuckin bored!

Smokin

Im in this week long seminar with NO internet access. So im postinq from my cell phone. Entertain me

Torquemonster

Boredom breakers:

In the middle of a presentation - while everyone is deadly quiet - rise up and give a sudden standing ovation by yourself

then, when all eyes are on you announce "is it hometime yet?"

Anthony - 98 GTS

People - PLEASE RESPOND!!! Fucker has been blowing up my phone with play by play text messages of his stupid class. He's killing me with text messages about his severely obese instructor and how many donuts he inhales.

Nameless

I hate those damn things. I always break out my iPaq and play some oldschool arcade games. Nothing passes the time like some pacman [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

MM

SJT97GTS

I dread anything the requires me to sit in a class room (or something of the sort) and "learn" more then I need to know. Went to one a couple of months back, "Managing Multiple Locations". After the first hour of the 2-day spiel, I wanted to stab myself with the free ink pen they gave me.

Smokin

this is the 3rd damned day of my suffering. I starting to believe that God must be mad at me for being such a 'nice guy'. I should have thought of this earlier. problem is that the pages load too slow.....might have to stick to text messaging.....

Biggest

Well Anthony, Maybe we can lock down his cellphone with some pics of my remodeling job progress. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Here's a view from the back door:

[image]http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/500/144pool_015_1.jpg[/image]

...And a view of the badass flagstone I chose, along with the plaster being acid washed...

[image]http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/500/144pool_003_1.jpg[/image]

...And finally a close-up of the RiverRock I used for the plaster, along with an accent tile...

[image]http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/500/144pool_004_11.jpg[/image]

That should occupy Smoke and his phone for a few minutes! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] (unless he has it set not to display pics... ) [img]/images/graemlins/sad[/img]

Smokin

bigs remember how you made my phone omit graphics at the 4b?

BigCarrot

Smoke, come to Dallas and we'll chase some ass around! I'm bored out of my wits too!

Gerald

Tell him Gerald in Florida says "Die in a Seminar fire"

Anthony - 98 GTS

Hey Biggs - that is looking badass - the fire place/pizza oven is awesome. Let me know when grand opening "Biggs Bigger than Live Pool Party" is scheduled - I got a new gal that looks smokin in a bikini.

Biggest

[img]/images/graemlins/confused[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headscratch[/img]

From engaged to a "new gal"??? SOLID!! There will no doubt be a bash and although it is a tight area we will make sure there is ample buxom beauties to fill the void. It would be awesome to get you out there.

BTW, here's a pic of the pizza oven in progress...

[image]http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/500/144pool_021_1.jpg[/image]

CollinsvilleZ

Aw, the world is safe for a few days from Smokin nuclear meltdown. This is God's way of telling you to stop picking on little kids and kicking sand into vagina's.

Smokin

cockinsville, if I have to hand wite a letter and fax it to mp to have it posted for the shits and giggles of pissin in your morning cofee, Id do it. Youre not safe from my thrshings even if i was locked in a dungeon cellar in Antarctica.

Also, if God didnt want us to kick sand into your vagina, he wouldnt have made you such an easy target.

WAR YOU WONT HAVE E-SUMMERS EVE AROUND HERE EVEN IF IM DEAD!!!

BigCarrot

New gal??

E-Slab

im more worried about Smokin in a bikini

BigCarrot

I'm more worried about you getting your ass over here so we can go eat! WTF???