The HiPo got me for a cheap-ass 81 in a 70 on the way back from the farm tonight. Bitch, moan, no front plate ... he only gave me a warning on the plate. What a ghey ticket. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
I know, I know, stfu guy who runs from the pigs on an annual basis.
I should've run, shouldn't I? I thought about it. He took a loooong time to turn around behind me. Only problem was Johnson city was two miles ahead and I was caught like the rat that I am. I hate sitting beside the highway in a Viper with the piggy-lights going behind me. You know what all the wads in their minivans and sport utes are thinking ... and it's all true. I am better than they are. I should be allowed at least 30 over. FUCK YOU ALL!
Hey Biggs, remember you, me and dude sittin there in the desert outside Monahans all busted to shit by that Messican HiPo with those bastard truckers passing by laughing after our 130 mph killing spree? That sucked. Ass. It sucked ass. Your lawyers rawked though. :thumb:
Hey Biggs, remember you, me and dude sittin there in the desert outside Monahans all busted to shit by that Messican HiPo with those bastard truckers passing by laughing after our 130 mph killing spree? That sucked. Ass. It sucked ass. Your lawyers rawked though. :thumb:
That trooper was like a teenage boy busting his first nut... Three Vipers, all at once!!! Don't you know he bragged on that for the next year; probably still does. Niiiice that those 100mph tickets never showed up on our records or insurance! [img]/images/graemlins/thumbs2[/img]
And yes there are such things as good lawyers... [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
Brian - You are not helping my disposition! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] You're supposed to be helping me be a better man! "Run from the pigs, Serious!" Shyeahright ...
Pablo - You got deferred? Were you maxed on your defensive driving? *tsk tsk* I got busted on highway 290 about two miles West of Johnson City.
Biggie - You know that trooper had the BEST time running us down from behind AND bagging three Vipers. Probably the highpoint of his pitiful existence. I hate hypocritical tattling truckers.
You think those truckers on S.H. 90 West of Marfa were pissed when we passed them going 100mph faster than them? You know damn well they called us in too.
Brian - You are not helping my disposition! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] You're supposed to be helping me be a better man! "Run from the pigs, Serious!" Shyeahright ...
Pablo - You got deferred? Were you maxed on your defensive driving? *tsk tsk* I got busted on highway 290 about two miles West of Johnson City.
Biggie - You know that trooper had the BEST time running us down from behind AND bagging three Vipers. Probably the highpoint of his pitiful existence. I hate hypocritical tattling truckers.
You think those truckers on S.H. 90 West of Marfa were pissed when we passed them going 100mph faster than them? You know damn well they called us in too.
Brian - You are not helping my disposition! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] You're supposed to be helping me be a better man! "Run from the pigs, Serious!" Shyeahright ...
Pablo - You got deferred? Were you maxed on your defensive driving? *tsk tsk* I got busted on highway 290 about two miles West of Johnson City.
Naaaa, who has time for DD? [img]/images/graemlins/toothy[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toothy[/img] Ahhh, 290 West.... Well, that's better than the bad juju of 71. (That's where Stephen met his maker)
I hear ya,it seems like it takes two houres to write the ticket as all the scared little rabbits drive by with both hands on the wheel,doing 4 mph under the limit out of pure guilt and shame.As if somehow the cops know what they did last week.Pisses me off everytime some fuckhead see's a cop and gets all scared as he remembers some past infraction from 1978,you can almost hear the sphinkter tighten down as they pass.
I would love to bitch slap the dude in front of his wife.(not his kids,just his wife)
I hate sitting beside the highway in a Viper with the piggy-lights going behind me. You know what all the wads in their minivans and sport utes are thinking ... and it's all true.
It is wrong to exceed the posted speed limit. The cop should have taken you to jail.
I'm a very wrooong and bade man so apparently that's why I get into these things, Chuck. I'm sure you're right and I deserved far more than I got. I think I'll go straight downtown and confess to a nasty string of serial poodle slayings that have been baffling authorities in the Austin area. Thanks again, Chuck. I'm a better man for having basked in the distant glow of your righteousness. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
Viperess - You like it because you get out of tickets! I, on the other hand, do not ... hence my proclivity for hitting the gas when I see lights.
... But Chuck has me heaven-bound now, so no more of that. While I'm downtown under a bare bulb, d'ya think I should tell them about the time I ran with scissors? Life in a cell with "Bowling-Ball-Bag Bob" and his imaginary playmate Vince is punishment enough for me, right? I don't need to push it to lethal injection, do I Chuck? Guide me, Kwai Chang Caine.
Well, now you're just being silly. Of course there is no need for lethal injection. A night in county every couple months should teach you the errors of your ways and keep you from being a habitual offender.
Well, now you're just being silly. Of course there is no need for lethal injection. A night in county every couple months should teach you the errors of your ways and keep you from being a habitual offender.
FUCK YOU ALL!
