High school cheerleaders

**Chuck 98 RT10** · August 26th, 2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PBG

She didn't have enough tumbling experience

Are you serving up lines like this on a silver platter just to see who will lower themselves to new, albeit expected levels?

I'm trying to be a good boy, I really am. Help me...please...help...me.

Nexus-6 · August 26th, 2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10

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Originally Posted by Slow Eddie

ummmm... dude... its the beginning of the year and none of those girls are 18 yet....

Eddie

Eighteen shmeighteen. It's just a number.

Damn straight. My rule the past few years has been that if they're old enough to drive, they're old enough to drool over.

**PBG** · August 27th, 2004, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10

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Originally Posted by PBG

She didn't have enough tumbling experience

Are you serving up lines like this on a silver platter just to see who will lower themselves to new, albeit expected levels?

I'm trying to be a good boy, I really am. Help me...please...help...me.

Good boy Chuck, you can do it. Really!!

Excuse me, let me rephrase that. "She didn't have enough gymnastics experience"

Better?

**McGuireV10** · August 27th, 2004, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by PBG

Excuse me, let me rephrase that. "She didn't have enough gymnastics experience"

Better?

Oh yeah, right, like Chuck can't work with THAT one.

Hmm. Chuck, isn't there a high school just up the road?

"Tee hee, Coach owns two Vipers!"

**PBG** · August 27th, 2004, 07:44 AM

Yea, I know. There's no way to fix that one. You start talking gymnastics, his brain starts doing the free association stuff.

gymnastics - flexible
gymnastics - long legs
gymnastics - bendible
gymnastics - young girls

I screwed up

[img]/images/graemlins/freak[/img]

**_Mark_** · August 27th, 2004, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PBG

Yea, I know. There's no way to fix that one. You start talking gymnastics, his brain starts doing the free association stuff.

gymnastics - flexible
gymnastics - long legs
gymnastics - bendible
gymnastics - young girls

I screwed up

[img]/images/graemlins/freak[/img]

You forgot the skintight little unitard, but I like your thinking. [img]/images/graemlins/toothy[/img]

Slow Eddie · August 27th, 2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PBG

Yea, I know. There's no way to fix that one. You start talking gymnastics, his brain starts doing the free association stuff.

gymnastics - flexible
gymnastics - long legs
gymnastics - bendible
gymnastics - young girls

I screwed up

[img]/images/graemlins/freak[/img]

I don't know. I dated a ballet dancer back in NY and it was a little creepy. She was VERY flexible and had plenty of stamina, but she was solid as a rock. Sometimes it was like doing a guy.

Did I just say that?

Eddie

**McGuireV10** · August 27th, 2004, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Slow Eddie

Sometimes it was like doing a guy.

Funny, that's exactly what she said.

**Jerome** · August 27th, 2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10

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Originally Posted by Slow Eddie

ummmm... dude... its the beginning of the year and none of those girls are 18 yet....

Eddie

Eighteen shmeighteen. It's just a number.

That is so true.

Age is mind over matter.

If she doesn't mind, it doesn't matter. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

URHISTRY · August 27th, 2004, 06:27 PM

"I'm really shooting for all sons when I procreate"

Mark, you are a SMARTMAN! Mark-

With a son, you only have to worry about one penis causing a problem.

PBG-

With a daughter, you have to worry about a million penis's causing a problem.

Good Luck w/ your TWO daughters PBG.

-James Miller

**Chuck 98 RT10** · August 29th, 2004, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Slow Eddie

she was solid as a rock. Sometimes it was like doing a guy.

Again, I am tested as to how low I will stoop for a smartass reply. This one is just too easy. Bumping the thread is enough.