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Wife disappeared and died while scuba diving....
A woman disappeared while scuba diving. A few days later her husband receives a phone call from the local harbor patrol ...
"Mr. Anderson, we have some bad news, some good news, and some great news."
Fearing the worst, the husband asks "What's the bad news".
"We've found your wife's body."
Sobbing, he asked, "What's the good news?"
"When we brought her to the surface, she had six legal-size crabs clinging to her."
Now in total shock, he asked, "Well what could possibly be the great news?"
"We're bringing her up again tomorrow..............."
ba-da-boom,
He heh heh.
I'm going out to get wet tomorrow diving at Edmonds in the Puget Sound, I'll keep my eyes open for any crab covered bodies.
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