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John Kerry\'s Resume
Now we can't just have the resume of one canidate without the resume of the other. Enjoy [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as
a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my
mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
Military:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and
service in Vietnam. I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in
protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they
committed atrocities and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or
something away in protest. Or did I? My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the
War: The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart George Bush, I have no higher educationand did not get admitted
to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real
world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously
through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS US Senator:
I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted
Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our
military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's
ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am
against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every
liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I
intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. My wealth so far
exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I
make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any
voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700
million. Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted
Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it
might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. NIMBY.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
I own 4 mansions worth multi-millions. I ride a Serotta Bike. My Gulfstream
V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel" I call my $ 850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin
diesel yacht the "Scarmouche". I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you
had better listen to it as it reflects our real culture. I own several SUVs
including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against
large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy
problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004
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