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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:33 PM   #1
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ok might be a stupid question but here goes

where do pilots go to the bath room if the doorto the cockpit must be locked the whole flight by faa regulations how are the ythe pilots served food and you the rest room
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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:36 PM   #2
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Don't ever order Tee on an airline.
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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:41 PM   #3
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where do pilots go to the bath room if the doorto the cockpit must be locked the whole flight by faa regulations how are the ythe pilots served food and you the rest room
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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:44 PM   #4
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Re: ok might be a stupid question but here goes

No question is too stupid to ask - I'll be glad to help on this one - but I can't help on your english....

Pilots have long been considered part of the society elite and so passengers can fly secure in the knowledge that all beverages served on the flight have first been passed by management - being the pilots.

There is a direct line from the pilots cock-pit to the iced tea machine

you may request yours with or without a slice of lemon



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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:44 PM   #5
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where do pilots go to the bath room if the doorto the cockpit must be locked the whole flight by faa regulations how are the ythe pilots served food and you the rest room
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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:46 PM   #6
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there are no stupid questions.. just stupid people.
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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:51 PM   #7
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how is it stupid seriouly if they can not by law open that door what is a pilot to do if he has the shits. put the whole plane full off people indanger?
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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:53 PM   #8
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would not be hard for some one to fuck with a pilots food be for he gets on a plane then when he opens the door to go to the bath room take over the cockpit and crash the plane
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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:56 PM   #9
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Very good question here....anybody know?
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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:56 PM   #10
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where do pilots go to the bath room if the doorto the cockpit must be locked the whole flight by faa regulations how are the ythe pilots served food and you the rest room
You used to eat paint chips didn't you? It's alright, society needs retards too.
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Old July 27th, 2004, 04:58 PM   #11
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yeah must be a retard im 24 own my own house have 4 cars own 2 businesses yeap good old retard here

Lucifer answer the question if you are all knowing
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Old July 27th, 2004, 05:01 PM   #12
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Re: ok might be a stupid question but here goes

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would not be hard for some one to fuck with a pilots food be for he gets on a plane
Ya I suppose they would have to be psychic to know which airport restaurant he was gonna eat at, or have FAA security clearance in order to get out on the ramp.. if a terrorist could do that I doubt he'd just be poisoning the pilots chex mix.

There is a secured area which includes access to the restroom at the front of the plane.
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Old July 27th, 2004, 05:07 PM   #13
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Re: ok might be a stupid question but here goes

a secured area u mean the place with the little red curtin. and for the food thing it would be easy most smaller airports have only one food place.
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Old July 27th, 2004, 05:11 PM   #14
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Re: ok might be a stupid question but here goes

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a secured area u mean the place with the little red curtin. and for the food thing it would be easy most smaller airports have only one food place.
No and only if you are talking about a private airport with nothin but puddle jumpers. If thats what you are talking about then ya but they won't do much damage so its doubtful terrorists are interested in them. Every airport in this country has more than one place to eat in them.
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Old July 27th, 2004, 05:12 PM   #15
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im trying to hold back here, but good God...... White Viper, you just keep on typin
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Old July 27th, 2004, 05:13 PM   #16
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Re: ok might be a stupid question but here goes

The simple answer is they don't go to the restroom. I am not familiar with every commercial Airliner, but I don't know of any that have a pilot restroom.(the later series planes might) They do indeed have to leave the cockpit to use the restroom now.

I would imagine they do what pilots of small planes do(what do you think an f-15 pilot on a 10 hour fairy flight does?) They have what is called a "Piddle bag." more or less a zip lock with some kitty litter inside.
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Old July 27th, 2004, 05:14 PM   #17
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The simple answer is they don't go to the restroom. I am not familiar with every commercial Airliner, but I don't know of any that have a pilot restroom.(the later series planes might) They do indeed have to leave the cockpit to use the restroom now.

I would imagine they do what pilots of small planes do(what do you think an f-15 pilot on a 10 hour fairy flight does?) They have what is called a "Piddle bag." more or less a zip lock with some kitty litter inside.
What??? You mean the windows don't open up there?
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Old July 27th, 2004, 05:15 PM   #18
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Don't ever order Tee on an airline.
What sort of fucked up home schooled edumacation do you really have? I do not think I have ever in my entire life witnessed someone spell the word "Tea" incorrectly. Congratulations on being the biggest idiot alive.
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Old July 27th, 2004, 05:16 PM   #19
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craig u talking to me
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Old July 27th, 2004, 05:20 PM   #20
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craig u talking to me
a simple look at who he quoted will answer this dumbass question
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