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The French ARMY....!!
1. How many gears in a French tank?
Six, five reverse and one forward in case they are attacked from behind.
2. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The French Army.
3. How do you stop a French tank?
Shoot the guy pushing.
4. How did the French advertise surplus World War II rifles?
"Never fired, only dropped once."
5. Why might the French send troops to the Gulf?
To teach the Iraqis how to surrender.
7. Why does the new French Navy use glass-bottomed boats?
So they can see the old French Navy.
8. What would it be like going to war without the French?
It would be like going hunting without an accordion.
9. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows, it has never been tried.
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