Tonight! Im gonna kick two of your best right in the balls on video.

RedFive · July 23rd, 2004, 11:06 AM

1TONY1 And Your beloved Dr. Roof. :thumb:

One of them holds two world records and the other seems to think he is fast in both drag racing and autocrossing.

Tonight starts the drag racing.

Tomorrow we all drive three new Mini Cooper S cars. Kuhmo ride and drive challenge.

And SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY... I will personally kick the absolute dog shit out of both of these guys. :nuts:

**Toby** · July 23rd, 2004, 11:08 AM

red...where is all this happening?

**_Mark_** · July 23rd, 2004, 11:11 AM

I hope the mini's have had a lsd put in, otherwise, they're gonna be real painful on an autox course.

City · July 23rd, 2004, 11:12 AM

Where's the vote for "no one gives a shit?"

RedFive · July 23rd, 2004, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

red...where is all this happening?

Tonight we meet off f Dixy highway at the Ohio Valley Raceway.

Tonight all the cars have to make as many runs as they like. You use the best drag run of the night and multiply it by 2. Then we go to Pappa johns Cardinal Stadium for the autocross on Sunday.

The ultimate street car thing is fun and all, but thats not what Im bragging about. Im gonna ass tear them in the autocross. Reality is that when Dr. Roof pulls up in a car with more than 1000 RWHP I simply do not stand a chance in a drag race.

There may be a funny car running in the Ultimate deal, and I thik the guy is putting down mid 7s in the 1/4. (It's an older funy car [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img])

**_Mark_** · July 23rd, 2004, 11:16 AM

how do you drive a funny car around an autox course?

RedFive · July 23rd, 2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Mark

how do you drive a funny car around an autox course?

You start with about a twelve pack of Bud. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

RedFive · July 23rd, 2004, 11:21 AM

I see we are currently tied. Perhaps some of you are willing to bet a dollar?

**Smackie** · July 23rd, 2004, 11:23 AM

Red, you're a horrible human being, but I'll match $1 bets that you'll thrAsh these hacks. Don't go Smarty Jones on me, dude.

Anthony - 98 GTS · July 23rd, 2004, 11:27 AM

I'm feeling a little risky today.....I'll take Roof for a $1 in the drag race.

**Smackie** · July 23rd, 2004, 11:31 AM

I'm not betting on the Floor-It 500. I'll match $1 bets taking Red5 on the only thing approximating a skills test, the Kumho Lil Guy Challenge.

RedFive · July 23rd, 2004, 11:37 AM

We don't even know if the kuhmo guys are gonna use times. So we can't bet on that.

And Im not betting on the drag race.

I'm a cone killa... And that's what Im betting on.

All bets need to go to the other thread.