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Originally Posted by Craig201MPH
It has become more and more apparent in the last couple of months that you sir are more full of shit than a pig pen.
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Ah, I just couldn't resist. Such a mouth, now I know why your father is so fond of you.
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Constantly we see posts in the nature of "I'm getting soon" "I'm finishing soon" "I am planning on..." and guess what, nothing ever fucking happens.
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Well, that's just untrue there Dr. Craig. Unlike yourself, my world does not revolve around the VA. I don't have 14k posts to my name, nor keep every fucking detail of my endeavors visible to the public forums. You make assumptions, which we all know is the mother of all fuckups.
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Why would such a successful, affluent person like yourself sell a Viper RT/10 to buy a 4 cyl lotus?
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I hardly consider myself affluent, marginally successful. But enough to have fun with I suppose. I didn't actually sell the Viper to buy the lotus. If you're keeping track of your history (which I know you are), I held onto the viper for a little over a year, and then sold it. Why? because I had 40 some odd grand tied up in it, and we decided to buy some land to build on. Since money talks, I sold the viper and used the money to buy the property with (June 03 IIRC). Now, 6 months down the road, an Esprit came available for a steal price. Me, being the person I am, can't turn down making a little money while playing with cars. So, I picked it up. I put about 300$ into it after taxes and whatnot, and turned a 3K profit when sold. Just like most of my deals, I buy-play-sell. The Viper was actually the longest time I've ever owned a single car. I did the same thing to the F355 (yes Craig, of the Italian persuasion). I played with it, knowing full well it was pre-sold before I even picked it up. Deal done, James walks away 10K richer for his troubles (I guess divorce/failing business does have it's up sides..for me). Same goes for just about everything else I buy and sell. I loose some every once in a while, but eh...tis the game.
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First off, why would anyone want such a blatant shitbox? The 4 cyl lotuses are the geo metros of said british shitbox manufacturer. Now I'm sure you'll go on spouting how "unique" they are and how they are misunderstood yet I just don't get why such a successful person wouldn't just pony up for a more modern, and desireable V8 version... the geo tracker of lotuses so to speak.
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Why did I buy it? Well, like I said... it was available, and interested me. If you actually knew your lotus history and the people (which, you don't), you would know the 4cyl was far more stable and "known" than the V8. The V8 was hastily designed (by Proton IIRC), as an effort to quell the "It's only a 4cyl" stereotype. I guess the fact that an S4s is considered to be the best esprit ever built doesn't mean much eh? Unless it's the die cast variety, you will never know.
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Maybe you just wanted a turbo car after your homemade turbo project for your GEN 1 failed I'm not sure.
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I wouldn't say the Gen1 was a failure. It actually functioned quite well. However, with the events unfolding with the property, the project was shelved. Having had a few turbo cars prior to the viper, and after, I'm not that fond of them in general.
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Please know that we're here to comfort you.
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What's with all this "we" shit? Are you the queen of fucking England or something? This isnt' "Craigsalley.com" there numb nuts
. Why not speak for yourself, instead of pumping up this idea in your head that others back you. Oh, I forgot...they're all your "internet pals". And you say *I'm* the nerd? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] You're delusion of having friends is really pathetic man, again...it's easy to see why no woman would be around you unless you had a 50 sticking out of your zipper. Even then... tough call.
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Now we move on to the "me too" portion of your life. Ahh madmaxx. A man so lost and so full of desire his deparation for inclusion leads him to work on other peoples ferraris... FOR FREE!!!!!
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So something is wrong with helping a friend with his car? Or are you just so jaded to the fact that the only Ferrari's you've been near are the 1:18th scale variety? I mean, what HAVE you actually done Craig? Other than play armchair racer on a web board?
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Did they let you hold the keys to that mint 328 GTS in exchange for pumping the tires up with air? Talk about sucking cock and sack swinging for a glimpse of the good life.
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I find that amusing, coming from someone who's only involvement with Mopar and Viper's are because of his daddy. You don't own any of these, you never have. You've never even SEEN a lotus have you? You're pretty much a poser when it comes to anything, unless it's a model of course. You got that wheel swap down to a science now. Soooo cool, I'm glad your college education has finally paid off.
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Next is this house of yours or should I say mansion, that has been "on the go" since I can't even remember. All this talk of 8 car garages to store unfinished project after project combined with a bunch of other shit god knows what you plan on doing with.
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I guess you've never tried to build a house eh? This is my 2nd one of my own. When you do it (and please, pick the rainy months of summer...if they even have them in Canada), let me know if everything goes smooth as glass. Shit comes up, it always does. It hasn't been but about 4 months since we started.
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Didn't you actually move back in with the "rents"? that sucks.
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No, I live on Lake Hartwell, Anderson SC. Would you like me to post a mapquest to it?
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So psycho boy mr "I can't be a mod because I had a breakdown"
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I gave up mod status because my first impulse (in a thread like this) would be
to kickban you. But, that's a no-no. Of course, I didn't see you're name come across the ballet... Hmmm...
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please just STFU from now on about what "you're gonna do" because frankly everyone knows you're flat out full of shit.
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By everyone, you mean yourself. This may come as a shock to you, but your perception of me is actually pretty far off base. I know, how can you be wrong?
I'll stop the "future tense" posts, if you stop the "woe-is-me my woman left me because my vagina is bigger than hers" posts. You have a chip on your shoulder, and I'm guessing it stems from that. And to think, I actually felt bad for you while you were going through all of it, WTF was I thinking. You're just a whiny little cunt who gets all fired up if someone doesn't see things his way. It's ok, someday, you'll grow out of it. Perhaps as you work your way up from mail clerk to sr. mail clerk over at Volvo, you'll learn the rigors of the real world.
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Now please stop reading the alley and get back to work. Someone needs an ink cartridge loaded at print centre 1A.
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Unfortunately for me, I'm still at work. Little over 12 hours now.
So, there you have it Craig. Minimal profanity, pretty strait to the point. You are entitled to think what you want, and by all means...do. If it makes you feel more like a man to flame someone on a board (ouch..and it does hurt me for sure
), then...do it. I'm sure you'll have nothing but witty comments hence forth on this post, and Ryan will be right behind you. Something with "owned", "nerd", "fag", "fuck", "shit", "ass" ,"lame", or any of the wonderful other phrases that I'm sure will grace me with your post.
So, until next time...
Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be...my neighbor.
MM
