The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA.
This guy should run for President some day...
"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore
some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior,
and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.
We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights
and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of
wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room , turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in
your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary
of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more
than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the
looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap,
rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry
in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together
and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life
of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job,
and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect that you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you
have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by
an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English
is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage.
This country was founded on the belief in one true God. You are given the freedom to believe
in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!
If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if
you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to flourish.
Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will?
Vote - it's American as American can be... But vote wisely!
"...written in 1993 by Lewis Napper, a self-described amateur philosopher and from Mississippi who ran for a U.S. Senate seat in 2000 as a Libertarian."
Shit...."Now" you post this thread....after I just intentionally poked myself in the eye with a screwdriver and filed suit against Sears and Craftsman!!
Shit...."Now" you post this thread....after I just intentionally poked myself in the eye with a screwdriver and filed suit against Sears and Craftsman!!
DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!
good my cat has trained me to hold him with one arm when i'm at the computer and i must type thgis usimg one finger my index finger and now he uis interested in me typinf all this is the result of sears not not fixing my glasses that my goilfriend of the time sat on them while there weren't many clothes on both i bought them computer glasses at sears and when they tried to fix them they were bent when my g/f sat on them dxjkrf.,fcg ok my cat just walked on the keyboard and that is what he typed with his front paws at any rate congrats in suing sears sover syour singury swhen after I just intentionally poked myself in the eye with a screwdriver and filed suit you said
I suspect everything on the internet is just an urban legend, even you and me. 
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