2nd Post, I did not waste my time reading the following.

[CollinsvilleZ]

I raised so much hell with the Cable Company, that they gave me a free, WTF, Channel Guide, after raising my bill 33%, the Cocksuckers.

Anyway, 12 Celebrities that have done the most with the least, not letting their total Lack of Talent or Personality get in their way of their quest for fame.

1. Paris Hilton: If, anyone can name a reason, why she should be famous, please speak up and be heard.

2. All Reality Show Contestants: Now that their shows are over, why does anyone care about them. Boston Rob, Trista & Ryan, Omarosa (the bitch born in Hell).

3. Jack and Kelly Osbourne: Ozzy should have bitten off both their heads.

4. Ryan Secreast: A one man show boring the whole world so many ways.

5. Anna Nicole Smith: Maybe TrimSpa will make her disappear.

6. Ashton Kutcher: Ashton and Demi need to disappear until one of them can make something "Good".

7. Anna Kournikova: Strangely, she has won no more tennis tournaments than anybody on this list.

8. William Hung: We get it, the guy can not sing. The joke is over, even Smokin stopped laughing.

9. Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra: You can't drown them.

10. Dr. Phil: Oprah created a quick-fix spewing monster.

11. Carson Daly: Suspected of hanging with Tara Reid, so he will look interesting by comparison.

12. Britney Spears (Madonna-wannabe): Can remember when her music (cough, cough) got more attention than her personal life. Her greatest life work the Pepsi commercial.

[Jerome]

1. Paris Hilton: If, anyone can name a reason, why she should be famous, please speak up and be heard.

She is a blonde bimbo.

She looks do-able.

She gives head.

She fucks.

Has tons of green...and will get tons more later on.

And I'd do her just to be famous too. Hell, I'd just do her for the sport of it [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

[tito]

Originally Posted by CollinsvilleZ

I raised so much hell with the Cable Company, that they gave me a free, WTF, Channel Guide, after raising my bill 33%, the Cocksuckers.

Your cable company is not your entire problemo. The entire state of Illinois sucks, seriously. Driving through what looked like the back ground setting from the movie "Children of The Corn," Illinois left me doing a double take of everyone i crossed paths with. Unless you're planning on building a Field of Dreams, I'd move. They (Illinois) should give you a freaking discount just for having to occupy that hole in the map.

[Denny Wagner]

Originally Posted by Jerome

1. Paris Hilton: If, anyone can name a reason, why she should be famous, please speak up and be heard.

She is a blonde bimbo.

She looks do-able.

She gives head.

She fucks.

Has tons of green...and will get tons more later on.

And I'd do her just to be famous too. Hell, I'd just do her for the sport of it [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Go wash the "wax' off your hands!!!!!