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Old July 14th, 2004, 11:26 AM   #1
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How John Kerry Got To Be John Kerry
Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Mass. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!"

The next one said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a fellow who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a large nose. Now John Kerry's running for president of the United States."
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Old July 14th, 2004, 11:28 AM   #2
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Re: How John Kerry Got To Be John Kerry
That threw me, I thought for sure the horse's teeth were gonna be in there too.

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Good joke, but let's not forget Bush is the drunk, not Kerry.
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Good joke, but let's not forget Bush is the drunk, not Kerry.
Since when? Twenty years ago? Seems that "is" should be "was", and you forgot to mention being a cokehead, so he was the one who was high too.
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Good joke, but let's not forget Bush is the drunk, not Kerry.
Since when? Twenty years ago? Seems that "is" should be "was", and you forgot to mention being a cokehead, so he was the one who was high too.
Packet has a great wedding video that exibit Bush's drinking behavior.
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Good joke, but let's not forget Bush is the drunk, not Kerry.
Since when? Twenty years ago? Seems that "is" should be "was", and you forgot to mention being a cokehead, so he was the one who was high too.
Packet has a great wedding video that exibit Bush's drinking behavior.
Really? Interesting, he should post it up prominently. What kind of time frame was this video from?
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