News flashes just in for the year 2035.

[catwood]

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran , Afghanistan , Syria , and Lebanon ).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica .

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of ! first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting Machine.

[STI]

Such a bleak future we have.

Forgot to mention that the chinese will be ruling the world.

[Chuck 98 RT10]

Originally Posted by Wannabe Owner

Forgot to mention that the chinese will be ruling the world.

Not if the Muslims finish what they've started.

[SoCal Rebell]

Originally Posted by Catwood

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran , Afghanistan , Syria , and Lebanon ).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica .

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of ! first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting Machine.

.......AUSTIN still hasn't gotten laid!

Now that's a bleak future


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[STI]

Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10

Not if the Muslims finish what they've started.

Difference between us civilized nations who are filled with peace lovers is the Chinese wont take shit from them...the Muslims start causing problems...BOOM!!

[Slow Eddie]

Originally Posted by Wannabe Owner

Difference between us civilized nations who are filled with peace lovers is the Chinese wont take shit from them...the Muslims start causing problems...BOOM!!

Aint that the truth. I'm convinved the terrorists only fuck with us because they know we have idiots in this damn country. If the Chinese were attacked on their soil (9/11 style) and thought that the terrorists responsible were on Afghan soil, I bet they would give Afghanistan 24 hours to hand over every one of them or they would turn the place into glass.

Sad thing is I bet the Afghani's would turn them all in under a serious threat.

Maybe we should frame the middle east for an attack on China?? Hmmmnn...

Eddie

[Chuck 98 RT10]

You guys have too much faith in the Chinese and underestimate the Muslims. The World War the ragheads started began more than 30 years ago. They will slowly and methodically infiltrate the Chinese over time until they grow support from within.

The last country they will attempt to overthrow will be Texas. Too bad I'll be too old to aim a shotgun.