Fast Freddy and Emilie are having a race

Fast Freddy · July 8th, 2004, 12:31 AM

we are having a race to see who can be the first to make it into the viper alleys 'best of' all time posts. she has been a member here for just 1 day now and i have been a member here for 5 weeks as of this writing here. obviously i am more well know than her as i have made more posts than her and have more pix in my gallery. she is better lookin than me and has tits, ass and pussy. i have more hair than her though and i would take her in the all gut no butt contest. but hey, you never know if you guys keep replying to my posts i might just take her. so who you gonna put your $$$ on in this race? Fast Freddy or Emilie? place your bet above by responding to the poll? the winner will be decided by the answers to this post or any other post that i Fast Freddy makes or Emilie makes. [img]/images/graemlins/drive[/img]

**Whitebeard** · July 8th, 2004, 12:35 AM

:atu: :atu: :atu: :atu:

it's your own poll and you losing.

This is quite humorous.

**SoCal Rebell** · July 8th, 2004, 12:35 AM

Fast Freddy = [img]/images/graemlins/upyours[/img]

Emilie = :kiss:

**getbit** · July 8th, 2004, 12:36 AM

Emilie,

I could make you a star, darlin'

Love,

Socal Rebell

**Hog Whisperer** · July 8th, 2004, 12:37 AM

Can I interest you in some real estate? C'mon!

**RockStar** · July 8th, 2004, 12:39 AM

Ummmm, let's see.....you spend all your time and efforts shamelessly promoting your mad shooting skeelz and relentlessly patting yourself on the back. 5 weeks here and I have yet to even manage a hint of a smirk after reading any of your posts. Your sole endearing quality lies in the fact that you bring out the best in the Hammer, otherwise I wouldn't even notice any of your posts in the first place.

Emilie on the other hand is hot, has held her own through the Alley initiation, and has already made me laugh on multiple posts on her first day.

WAR CAN WE GET SOME TOUGHER QUESTIONS HERE ALEX???

**Minivan Man** · July 8th, 2004, 12:39 AM

It is very, very difficult to get into "Best of." Probably one post every month, on average, makes it. And unless you can spin and twist words like Rockstar, Smackie, Serious Eric, Wahine, SameHereAsThere, Weezetones, Smokin, Lobster, Clint Sever, Kid97, RyanO, McGuire, SRT Mike (whereever he may be), Brett (whereever he may be) or Nohsreg--I'm sure I'm missing a few--It will be hard indeed. In fact, even most of the foregoing worthies have a relatively slim chance.

Emilie · July 8th, 2004, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by getbit

Emilie,

I could make you a star, darlin'

Love,

Socal Rebell

Socal Rebell,

I could make you a man, sugar

Love,

Emilie

**Minivan Man** · July 8th, 2004, 12:46 AM

Are you really that gifted a surgeon?!

Emilie · July 8th, 2004, 12:46 AM

btw... i have no idea what this poll is about??? a race for the "best of" all time posts? what????

FUSCUCLA1 · July 8th, 2004, 12:46 AM

:atu: :atu: :atu:

mrob · July 8th, 2004, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Emilie

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Originally Posted by getbit

Emilie,

I could make you a star, darlin'

Love,

Socal Rebell

Socal Rebell,

I could make you a man, sugar

Love,

Emilie

Oh Honey you have NO IDEA what you are talking about

**RockStar** · July 8th, 2004, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Emilie

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Originally Posted by getbit

Emilie,

I could make you a star, darlin'

Love,

Socal Rebell

Socal Rebell,

I could make you a man, sugar

Love,

Emilie

Sweetie, you obviously haven't been here long enough. Sure, at 19 and looking like you do I'm more than confident that you could have an impressive list of personal sexual conquests, but my dear.......the Stanley Cup has less names engraved on it than the notches on SoCal's bedpost.

**SoCal Rebell** · July 8th, 2004, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Schillinger

Are you really that gifted a surgeon?!

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Emilie · July 8th, 2004, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RockStar

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Originally Posted by Emilie

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Originally Posted by getbit

Emilie,

I could make you a star, darlin'

Love,

Socal Rebell

Socal Rebell,

I could make you a man, sugar

Love,

Emilie

Sweetie, you obviously haven't been here long enough. Sure, at 19 and looking like you do I'm more than confident that you could have an impressive list of personal sexual conquests, but my dear.......the Stanley Cup has less names engraved on it than the notches on SoCal's bedpost.

i was playing off what he said to me. you're damn right i have no idea what i'm talkin about, and probably couldn't make much of a man out of anyone. hence the kissy face [img]/images/graemlins/wink[/img] all fun, games, and empty promises [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]

**Minivan Man** · July 8th, 2004, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Emilie

all fun, games, and empty promises [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]

That's impressive; most girls aren't so self-aware of their own gender at your age.

**SoCal Rebell** · July 8th, 2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Emilie

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Originally Posted by RockStar

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Originally Posted by Emilie

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Originally Posted by getbit

Emilie,

I could make you a star, darlin'

Love,

Socal Rebell

Socal Rebell,

I could make you a man, sugar

Love,

Emilie

Sweetie, you obviously haven't been here long enough. Sure, at 19 and looking like you do I'm more than confident that you could have an impressive list of personal sexual conquests, but my dear.......the Stanley Cup has less names engraved on it than the notches on SoCal's bedpost.

i was playing off what he said to me. you're damn right i have no idea what i'm talkin about, and probably couldn't make much of a man out of anyone. hence the kissy face [img]/images/graemlins/wink[/img] all fun, games, and empty promises [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]

Actually I didn't say it, Getbit put words in my mouth, I would never be so crass [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Melissa, you make me blush [img]/images/graemlins/colors[/img]

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Emilie · July 8th, 2004, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Schillinger

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Originally Posted by Emilie

all fun, games, and empty promises [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]

That's impressive; most girls aren't so self-aware of their own gender at your age.

as i said before, i'm not quite the "standard issue girl"

Emilie · July 8th, 2004, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RockStar

Sure, at 19 and looking like you do I'm more than confident that you could have an impressive list of personal sexual conquests...

i could... but i don't.