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Old July 5th, 2004, 12:18 PM   #1
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Well kinda, I have a ticket for him to sign a copy of "My Life", can't wait!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
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Old July 5th, 2004, 12:46 PM   #3
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Well kinda, I have a ticket for him to sign a copy of "My Life", can't wait!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]


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Old July 5th, 2004, 01:00 PM   #7
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Well kinda, I have a ticket for him to sign a copy of "My Life", can't wait!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
Cool. Hey, if I were to send you a used rubber or possibly a worn cigar do you think you could get him to sign those too?
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Old July 5th, 2004, 01:17 PM   #8
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Well kinda, I have a ticket for him to sign a copy of "My Life", can't wait!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
You couldn't pay me to go see Bill. I'd rather pack my rectum full of M-80's and squat over a flaming hibachi than see that flaming turd Bill Clinton. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old July 5th, 2004, 02:23 PM   #9
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Old July 5th, 2004, 02:30 PM   #10
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You couldn't pay me to go see Bill. I'd rather pack my rectum full of M-80's and squat over a flaming hibachi than see that flaming turd Bill Clinton. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
I think the more interesting question is, could we pay you to do that?
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Old July 5th, 2004, 02:35 PM   #12
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So what does Clinton charge to sign his book?
Just curious and all.
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Old July 5th, 2004, 02:45 PM   #13
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Well kinda, I have a ticket for him to sign a copy of "My Life", can't wait!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
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Old July 5th, 2004, 02:47 PM   #14
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Old July 5th, 2004, 02:55 PM   #15
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Well kinda, I have a ticket for him to sign a copy of "My Life", can't wait!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
I was hoping, when I read the title that Billy Bob and you were going to do the "Right Thing" and had made a suicide pact.
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Old July 5th, 2004, 03:09 PM   #16
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Re: I have a meeting with Bill Clinton later this month...
Snow, I've already met him in person.
Not by my choice either. He was less than inpressive in person. Had about five minutes with him and two service people. I really felt like I was being used totoally.

And his SS escorts service was really a joke too. They did not care at all about him, based on how they were acting
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Old July 5th, 2004, 03:16 PM   #17
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So what does Clinton charge to sign his book?
Just curious and all.
Technically the ticket was free, the book was 35 bucks. I didn't want to wait in line for 4 hours for a ticket so I paid 100 bucks for one. Not a bad deal considering some people that waited in line didn't get anything.
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Old July 5th, 2004, 03:18 PM   #18
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Well kinda, I have a ticket for him to sign a copy of "My Life", can't wait!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
Cool. Hey, if I were to send you a used rubber or possibly a worn cigar do you think you could get him to sign those too?

They made it very clear that he will only sign his book and nothing else. I still have the newspaper the day he was elected in office and if I could get anything else signed that would be it.
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Old July 5th, 2004, 03:23 PM   #19
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Old July 5th, 2004, 03:26 PM   #20
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Well kinda, I have a ticket for him to sign a copy of "My Life", can't wait!!! [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
Cool. Hey, if I were to send you a used rubber or possibly a worn cigar do you think you could get him to sign those too?

They made it very clear that he will only sign his book and nothing else. I still have the newspaper the day he was elected in office and if I could get anything else signed that would be it.
You paid $100 and he isn't even going to have the decency of giving you a handjob? Hell, you could at least ask for him to plant some semen on your shirt as a gift. At the very least he could shove a cigar up your ass. You are getting robbed sir. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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