I have a meeting with Bill Clinton later this month...

**Snake Bitten** · July 5th, 2004, 04:37 PM

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dmoron

NOITALL · July 5th, 2004, 04:40 PM

$100?

If you can donate $100 to Billy Bob you sure as shit can donate $100 to this site. If not GET THE FUCK OUT.

SNKEBIT · July 5th, 2004, 04:41 PM

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So what does Clinton charge to sign his book?
Just curious and all.

Technically the ticket was free, the book was 35 bucks. I didn't want to wait in line for 4 hours for a ticket so I paid 100 bucks for one. Not a bad deal considering some people that waited in line didn't get anything.

You are a complete dumbass!!!!!!!!!! How in the hell does your body keep functioning????? You have NO ACTIVE brain cells to accomplish this feat!!!

plug your nose and end it all now...... :fist:

Makara · July 5th, 2004, 04:45 PM

I've met him twice. Not a big fan.

**Chuck 98 RT10** · July 5th, 2004, 04:52 PM

$100 to have him sign your book? That's a good investment. You might be able to get $100 for the book on eBay. Oh wait, you paid $35 for the book. Bad investment.

**Snake Bitten** · July 5th, 2004, 05:30 PM

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Oh wait, you paid $35 for the book. Bad investment.

In a long line of Snowfluffers bad investments...

**CHAD** · July 5th, 2004, 07:54 PM

This is an opportunity. Let's think constructively. If you have a chance to converse with Pres Shitbrick, what can you hope to gain? I'm sure this group can come up with a legal and meaningful smackdown.

So what should he do or say?

**Snake Bitten** · July 5th, 2004, 07:54 PM

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2002Graphite · July 5th, 2004, 08:06 PM

I'd give a dollar for his book. After all, he was president.
No, wait, I wouldn't, either.
I'd rather have Nader's classic, "Unsafe at Any Speed".
Now there's a good read.

**Hog Whisperer** · July 5th, 2004, 08:17 PM

I'd like to meet the man. No matter what your political convictions are, you must admit that he was a genius when it came to the economy and affairs (foreign and domestic if you get my drift). Not only that but he was pretty damned handy with a Macanudo too!

On a side note, I wonder if what William Jefferson did with that cigar is akin to dipping it in a snifter of Gran Marnier before huffing on it?

SNKEBIT · July 5th, 2004, 08:22 PM

Waddya mean, a genius????? Economy was goin' in the shitter when he left office.
He was ridin' the nutsack economy of Reagan and Bush!!!!! And managed to fuck that all up.

**Hog Whisperer** · July 5th, 2004, 08:26 PM

Are you daft? William Jefferson Clinton taught Allen Greenspan everything he knows. AlGore invented the Internet and Clinton integrated that great super-highway right on into the economy and into each of our lives.

And my God, man, where have you been? The miracles that went on in the oval Office were unprecedented.

Give credit where credit is due!

SNKEBIT · July 5th, 2004, 08:37 PM

O.K. ya got me...........

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**Confrontational** · July 5th, 2004, 09:16 PM

Just because snowie and remmy chimed in on the same thread - something for both of you...

**Confrontational** · July 5th, 2004, 09:17 PM

Or... (more for Remmy - the noncitizen)

Mark O · July 5th, 2004, 09:40 PM

Don't shake his hand, ask him if you can smell his fingers instead. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

**Hog Whisperer** · July 5th, 2004, 09:47 PM

Don't accept cigars from him either. And for God's sake, don't allow your daughters to go to work for him!

**Confrontational** · July 5th, 2004, 09:51 PM

Snowie - have him sign your new SUV - should increase the value by about $35... Unless you sell that signed book with it... [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

**Chuck 98 RT10** · July 5th, 2004, 10:13 PM

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And for God's sake, don't allow your daughters to go to work for him!

Only a worry if they're fat and ugly.