OK, since we are getting flak from the Ex on selling the house, we have come up with an idea.
I'm attempting to create a new 'church'. This entity will purchase the newly created lot and make it's headquarters there. All business will be performed inside of the single family dwelling. I propose the Church in question shall be know as" The Virtual Floating Community Center of the Holy High Roller". Donations are the only way money will be accepted. Pilgrimages to Las Vegas, Canada, Bahamas, and Monte Carlo will be made by members as seen fit.
We will need a group as leaders, and there are other rolls that need to be filled. Bishops shall decide cannon law as it pertains to membership activities. Deacons will help the lost members find their way back. We will need Acolytes which shall be from select Gentleman's clubs across the country. Of course for the female members there will be their choice of assistants as needed. Strict code of conduct and uniforms will be expected. All vices are accepted, but within some moderation,(can you afford it?)
I shall leave it up to the members to guide me as this center slowly becomes a reality. Membership will be free, and we need a mascot or image.
If you want to know why this is being forwarded, PM me.
Rev. Kenny can be the Priest of the Beast and can perform defloration duties on female members with high enough ratings (above 8.0 on the rating scale). I believe a personal harem will add to the prestige of the Church. When my personal harem exceeds my ability to service them all, I will make the choice to share some of the harem members with other members of the Church. I nominate Rev. Red Beard to post pics or ban with his Nikon 5400 digital camera of any and all sexual revelations of a religious nature and place them in the Soup Kitchen.
Ok, I think Due to the fact he already has the name High Roller shall be known as Grand Exalted High Roller,
Pope Socal,
Arch Bishop MadMaxx
Deacon Buckeye
Pastor Passin Gass
In setting this up, my lawyer is interested as to how the incorperation papers should read, and or if it should go as a charitable organization, thus non for profit.
Thanks for that one Denny, I'm trying to discreetly read up on the Alley, and 5 customers waiting on oil changes just heard me die laughing and now they're staring at me....
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