Trey, i am calling you out to participate in the Texas Red Viper Shootout. You have a red "Viper" and i know you are constantly talking shit to Smoke. so i personally invite you to finish last!
Trey, i am calling you out to participate in the Texas Red Viper Shootout. You have a red "Viper" and i know you are constantly talking shit to Smoke. so i personally invite you to finish last!
Crickets from trey's corner. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
lets see, Trey has called out all the fast red vipers. He's called Anthony, Me, and more or less you. Lets throw Crocket in the mix and see how the S2000 Stacks up!!
Thing is. Y'all aint fast! And from the looks of it. You have no clue what fast is! I know when I was in the game I would've been ashamed to claim 700 to the rear. ON DOPE! You guys sure are selective in who you call out to race while the King is in the lab (stock). Let me help you out! I'll line up some ass whuppins for you Smokin till I can come out and make it Official. I got 3 Viper friends in Houston that come to mind that will make you wanna shed a tear before you hit 4th gear. WASSUP?
As for Eric's post? I blame Jason for that. Kinda sad too Jason that you're such a bad influence on such a good person. Just like Lord of the Flies to take advantage of someone's youth and kindness. I bet Eric felt bad after he typed it. How long did you beg him to throw that up sucka!
Hey Eric. Why don't you tell the group how Jason got his screen name. Cause his ass runs away from street races so fast, they call him Smokin! Tell everyone how I was waiting for hours on Westheimer a few weeks ago for his ass! AND HE NEVER SHOWED UP! Tell everyone how I called you at 1am to be my witness!
Lucky he didn't show up too. I had a surprise waiting for him that woulda' made him SICK! He wouldn't have been able to get home to hide fast enough! Woulda had to find him a new screen name!
Thing is. Y'all aint fast! And from the looks of it. You have no clue what fast is! I know when I was in the game I would've been ashamed to claim 700 to the rear. ON DOPE! You guys sure are selective in who you call out to race while the King is in the lab (stock). Let me help you out! I'll line up some ass whuppins for you Smokin till I can come out and make it Official. I got 3 Viper friends in Houston that come to mind that will make you wanna shed a tear before you hit 4th gear. WASSUP?
As for Eric's post? I blame Jason for that. Kinda sad too Jason that you're such a bad influence on such a good person. Just like Lord of the Flies to take advantage of someone's youth and kindness. I bet Eric felt bad after he typed it. How long did you beg him to throw that up sucka!
Hey Eric. Why don't you tell the group how Jason got his screen name. Cause his ass runs away from street races so fast, they call him Smokin! Tell everyone how I was waiting for hours on Westheimer a few weeks ago for his ass! AND HE NEVER SHOWED UP! Tell everyone how I called you at 1am to be my witness!
Lucky he didn't show up too. I had a surprise waiting for him that woulda' made him SICK! He wouldn't have been able to get home to hide fast enough! Woulda had to find him a new screen name!
EXACTLY THE RESPONSE I WAS LOOKING FOR!
i did get a call at 1am saying, "Where is your boy at Eric?" i think you guys need to line up and get this over with. Trey is so confident in his driving that he thinks he can make up the lack of 250 rwhp. Jason, on the other hand, needs to pull his car out the garage and make sure the tires arent flat spotted.
Trey, i was just extending the invitation to you since you're my boy. Anthony, Carrot, Eric, Jason, and Trey cruising down the tollway. sounds sick! get your ass up here, we need somebody to look out for cops...
Thing is. Y'all aint fast! And from the looks of it. You have no clue what fast is! I know when I was in the game I would've been ashamed to claim 700 to the rear. ON DOPE! You guys sure are selective in who you call out to race while the King is in the lab (stock). Let me help you out! I'll line up some ass whuppins for you Smokin till I can come out and make it Official. I got 3 Viper friends in Houston that come to mind that will make you wanna shed a tear before you hit 4th gear. WASSUP?
As for Eric's post? I blame Jason for that. Kinda sad too Jason that you're such a bad influence on such a good person. Just like Lord of the Flies to take advantage of someone's youth and kindness. I bet Eric felt bad after he typed it. How long did you beg him to throw that up sucka!
Hey Eric. Why don't you tell the group how Jason got his screen name. Cause his ass runs away from street races so fast, they call him Smokin! Tell everyone how I was waiting for hours on Westheimer a few weeks ago for his ass! AND HE NEVER SHOWED UP! Tell everyone how I called you at 1am to be my witness!
Lucky he didn't show up too. I had a surprise waiting for him that woulda' made him SICK! He wouldn't have been able to get home to hide fast enough! Woulda had to find him a new screen name!
Trey, Trey, Trey,
You think you have that much drag racing experience? Your friends too? Whats your NHRA License number? What class are you qualified for? Its ok if yours is expired, cause mine is... oh wait, you dont know? Youre not sure? ...ahhhh thats right, you probably never have gone fast enough in a car to need one. Want to know mine? ......EXACTLY!!!!! All this talk of street racing shit is in fun but....well at the end of the day, unless youre deep into the 9's its still small time bullshit. I never claimed to be the fastest in Houston, nor do I care to be. At the same time, Im not delusional enough to bring a water gun to battle when missile hatch doors are open on the other sides and we are at DEFCON2.
BTW, calling Smokin when he is out on a drunken Saturday night, while he is out on the poon hunt expecting the phone to be answered is an exercise in futility. Its funny how you always call on a Thurs, fri, Sat, or Sunday night around 11pm when you KNOW im out and probably wont be sober enough to hear the phone ring
You’re like 2 ass cheeks on a bitch. Always switchin’! One day your hero is Anthony. Next day your hero’s e-slab. Now your talkin’ about Carrot! Why can’t you be your own hero Jokin! I mean Smokin! I say Jokin cause your economy car is a joke! Didn’t remster just post that a dealer in his area is offering $30 grrr for your load? Hell I’ll tell ya what Jokin. I’ll give you my ring and my earrings for your economy car and we’ll call it a day. Then I’ll use your load to take Gangster to the vet and 86 my Sport Track. WASSUP!
AND JUST THINK. I prayed over you at dinner last night! My wife & I extended our hands toward you in prayer tryin to help your demonic ass! And this is what I get in return? Obviously the demon is strong in you and we’ll need help next time!
WAR YOU AINT SMACKIE SO I’LL GO POST FOR POST JOKIN!
You’re like 2 ass cheeks on a bitch. Always switchin’! One day your hero is Anthony. Next day your hero’s e-slab. Now your talkin’ about Carrot! Why can’t you be your own hero Jokin! I mean Smokin! I say Jokin cause your economy car is a joke! Didn’t remster just post that a dealer in his area is offering $30 grrr for your load? Hell I’ll tell ya what Jokin. I’ll give you my ring and my earrings for your economy car and we’ll call it a day. Then I’ll use your load to take Gangster to the vet and 86 my Sport Track. WASSUP!
AND JUST THINK. I prayed over you at dinner last night! My wife & I extended our hands toward you in prayer tryin to help your demonic ass! And this is what I get in return? Obviously the demon is strong in you and we’ll need help next time!
WAR YOU AINT SMACKIE SO I’LL GO POST FOR POST JOKIN!
This is classic!!! Last night, I met up with Trey and his wife for dinner....the fucker actually started praying for ME at the dinner table in a restaurant!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] Fact of the matter is, Trey is so delusionally possessed by the devil himself that he thinks Anthony and Redsnake are DEMOCRATS. As soon as trey comes to the light, and votes GOP, he will find his footing in the trail of life and walk towards the light.
EXACTLY THE RESPONSE I WAS LOOKING FOR! 
