Some kid just knocked on my door promoting "Save the Children" awareness. Apparently every child in America is starving and illiterate and it's all my fault. I think he wanted me to sign something but the door slammed too quickly for that to happen.
I should have opened my garage door and said, "Look! Look at my poor Vipers! Both of them damaged and you want me to pay for someone else's bastard? I got problems of my own fuckhead."
My front yard is gated with brick pillars and wrought iron gates, I leave my front door open and Rebell sits in the front yard I don't get much soliciting [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
Some kid just knocked on my door promoting "Save the Children" awareness. Apparently every child in America is starving and illiterate and it's all my fault. I think he wanted me to sign something but the door slammed too quickly for that to happen.
Er, what are you doing home so early? Get back to work!
Been outta work for three weeks. Damn Bush economics...well more like an idiot Doctor pretending to know something about business and blowing 3M in 18 months with shit to show for it. Being a Doctor doesn't guarantee business sense.
Er, what are you doing home so early? Get back to work!
Been outta work for three weeks. Damn Bush economics...well more like an idiot Doctor pretending to know something about business and blowing 3M in 18 months with shit to show for it. Being a Doctor doesn't guarantee business sense.
Wow, that sucks, hope you have some prospects in the works and hope you pocketed a chunk of that $3M!
Last visit from the Jehova's was about 6 months ago. Instead of telling them "I have my own religion and beliefs" like everyone else does........I said, "Sorry, you'll have to come back later.....I'm out back sacrificing a goat!!!"
They never came back!!
Way to go, ChuckMan.....save your bread for the poor starving body shops!!
When I had a friends family over to visit, a pod of witness came to the door. this was the one side of the conversation I hear from the basement.
"Jehovah Witnesses? No, None of us where near the accident. I hope that Jehovah is OK, of course. Do the police have any leads? Well too bad... Have a nice day." Then the door shut. Total time wasted? 20 seconds.
Then there is my Mom. She is a DEVOUT Catholic,(yea I know then explain me). She goes head to head with them, and usually wins. It is vicious, she goes for the throat on these folks.
Then there is my Mom. She is a DEVOUT Catholic,(yea I know then explain me). She goes head to head with them, and usually wins. It is vicious, she goes for the throat on these folks.
I love watching that. My grandmother was the same way... total hardcore Roman Catholic. The big scary stone churches, fire & brimstone, mass in Latin every other day, the whole nine yards. It was like feeding time when the suits came a-knockin'.
Does anyone else get the Mormons coming to their houses? It happens about once a month for me and it is pretty anoying. I wish I had the taped version of the Southpark mormon episode I could give them.
Does anyone else get the Mormons coming to their houses? It happens about once a month for me and it is pretty anoying. I wish I had the taped version of the Southpark mormon episode I could give them.
You should see the mormons go at it with the jehova's witnesses. Good stuff.
Does anyone else get the Mormons coming to their houses? It happens about once a month for me and it is pretty anoying. I wish I had the taped version of the Southpark mormon episode I could give them.
"If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him." If someone makes a false prophecy, and they have claimed to be a prophet of God, then they are false prophets and are not to be listened to.
Do the Jehovah Witnesses claim to be the prophet of God? Yes, they do.
Then finish up by saying the only "watchtower" you subscribe to is the one with the sniper in it...purched high above the lies and deception ready to purge the unclean. (giving them a glare of "I am going to kill you" when you make the statement)
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