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Politically Correctness - It\'s Time To Clean Up Yer Act!
HOW TO "SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN" AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED
AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT HAIRED,
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY
ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets
CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is
MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a Tramp - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is
PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT Hooker - She is a LOW-COST
PROVIDER.
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL
DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a
case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE
EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
CHALLENGED
10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
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