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CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?
Old June 16th, 2004, 01:21 PM   #1
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CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?


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"Basically, we were leaving a friends house early Sunday morning. I had to take a leak and gave him the keys so he could get in the car. I watched him get into the car on the passanger side as I walked over to a tree to piss on. He was trying to be nice and start my car for me from the passanger side by sticking his foot over the center console and most likely straddling himself on the console, however, he did not realize it was in gear. This ended up being a huge mistake and when he let his foot of the clutch the car just bolted and took off. While I was pissing I could hear the car start up which didn't bother me, but then I heard the tires chirp and the car jerk and take off hard and thats when I turned my head around and my jaw dropped. By the time I turned around the car was already plowing the Honda and it was just unreal. I really wish it was BS but the fact is that I am the owner of a severely damaged Z06."

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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?
Old June 16th, 2004, 01:26 PM   #2
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

The pictures look real but the story sounds like complete bullshit. This could easily have been staged.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 01:57 PM   #3
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

Thats total bull shit, to wedge a corvette that far under a honda it would have to been going way faster than idle in first gear. Funny how it had a car parked on it but there is no damage to the hood or windshield.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 02:06 PM   #4
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

One less Electron Blue ZO6. Makes mine even mo betta!

Poor, dumb bastard...
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Old June 16th, 2004, 02:21 PM   #5
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

If the Z06 ran up behind the Honda, then why is the Honda's front crushed?

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Calling bullshit on this one.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 02:27 PM   #6
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

Good point!
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Old June 16th, 2004, 02:28 PM   #7
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

My guess is something big backed into the Honda, pushing it up on top of the Zog
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Old June 16th, 2004, 02:35 PM   #8
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

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If the Z06 ran up behind the Honda, then why is the Honda's front crushed?
says there 'was' a big truck infront of the honda.. but it left.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 02:40 PM   #9
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Old June 16th, 2004, 03:35 PM   #10
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

What's not to beleive? Sheesh. Truck in front of Honda. Z06 sits low and lifts honday up (light in the back compared to the front). I'm sure 400HP is MORE than enough to lift that car up...

You fucking dumbasses wouldn't beleive it snowman stuck his fucking cock in your mouth and you caught him the act.

Fucking morons..


There , I feel better

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Old June 16th, 2004, 03:51 PM   #11
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

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What's not to beleive? Sheesh. Truck in front of Honda. Z06 sits low and lifts honday up (light in the back compared to the front). I'm sure 400HP is MORE than enough to lift that car up...

You fucking dumbasses wouldn't beleive it snowman stuck his fucking cock in your mouth and you caught him the act.

Fucking morons..


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400hp at maybe 10mph idling down a slight hill does not lift up a honda..

now get snowmans cock out of your mouth and concentrate

fucking moron.

now i feel better.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 04:01 PM   #12
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

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What's not to beleive? Sheesh. Truck in front of Honda. Z06 sits low and lifts honday up (light in the back compared to the front). I'm sure 400HP is MORE than enough to lift that car up...

You fucking dumbasses wouldn't beleive it snowman stuck his fucking cock in your mouth and you caught him the act.

Fucking morons..


There , I feel better

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You have a mega-hi-po car, so you should be able answer this.
At what RPM do you think it starts actually making 400 HP? Idle?

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Old June 16th, 2004, 04:42 PM   #13
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

Morons!

I bet it takes 5 hp to lift that car up on a slope like the hood of that vette.

I can put a playboy model in front of you assclowns and you'd still say it was photochopped.


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Old June 16th, 2004, 04:45 PM   #14
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

Or better yet, how about the owner, for the helluvit, paid a crane to lift up the Honda and drop it on a friends Z06 just so he can post it on the net.

You guys are Fucking dumbass hicks w/ too much time on your hands.. 'especially ppl from Jacksonville where this is common site. Morons.. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]

Go rub a few off will 'ya?

geeez


I feel better now (again)

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Old June 16th, 2004, 04:47 PM   #15
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

I think it's fake.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 05:15 PM   #16
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

Well then your a Moron too [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
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Old June 16th, 2004, 05:20 PM   #17
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

I just dont think a car can jump that far by just starting it and letting go of the clutch. Now add a car that weighs 2 tons in front of it and it seems so much more impossible.

Besides who gets in the passenger side and decides to start the car? And who parks without pulling the parking brake?
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Old June 16th, 2004, 05:22 PM   #18
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I just dont think a car can jump that far by just starting it and letting go of the clutch. Now add a car that weighs 2 tons in front of it and it seems so much more impossible.

Besides who gets in the passenger side and decides to start the car? And who parks without pulling the parking brake?
yeah.. i never said the pics were fake.. i said the story was BS.
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Old June 16th, 2004, 05:23 PM   #19
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

Gerald I couls see the car getting stuck under the car, but not that far. Look at the pic, no way something as simple as letting go of the clutch would make the car do THAT! I used to have a Z06, if u just let go of the clutch it won't jump foward witht hat much power.
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Re: CF Question o\'the day - BS, Moron or Both?

When the car first starts it goes higher than idle, if he let the clutch go say at 1500 rpm, this is possible.
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