Especially if you want guys with girlfriends/females to want to hang out with you.
I am sure you guys have all experienced this scenario.
Another car comes along side of you, the passenger is female, she looks at you momentarily, and turns away after eyeballing your stellar good looks. At the same time, the male driving the car, looks at you and rapidly speeds off or slows down so you are no longer in his woman's field of vision. He doesn't want his girl checking you out, and his girl is so used to his jealous tirades, that she can't help but turn away from the desire that you make her feel (like I do), in order to keep her abusive man from smacking her around.
Did the guy in your life force you to post that?
I am used to it. I hope I didn't get you smacked around too much. If you were given a backhand or two, it was worth it.
After these women gawk at you, how long after you open your mouth does it take them to either kick you in your little nuts or flat out run from you? I'm guessing it's within 30 seconds. Maybe a minute if you talk slow.
After these women gawk at you, how long after you open your mouth does it take them to either kick you in your little nuts or flat out run from you? I'm guessing it's within 30 seconds. Maybe a minute if you talk slow.
I don't get a chance to talk to them. They are with their significant other and it is obvious he is going to abuse them for looking at me and getting all worked up. I bet while the guy is beating her, she is imagining my big dick smacking her across the face and she is getting all turned on. You know how you girls think. A guy hits you, and you fantasize about a cock smacking your cheek and get all wet. I would hate to be a girl and then look at a guy like me. They probably want their man to hit them so they can fantasize about my dick smacking their forehead.
I don't get a chance to talk to them. Actually I get to talk to them for about 30 seconds, and then they kick me in my tiny nuts. After I get off the floor they are long gone. [img]/images/graemlins/bawling[/img]
You fool. Girls really like guys with small dicks. Just ask them.
When you hear them say, "I bet you have a small dick" while trying to insult/kid around with you... respond:
"I love when girls say they like big dick, Because they are admitting that they have a stretched, loose pussy without realizing it."
She will admit that she likes normal sized or small dick suddenly. Then you pull out your oversized dick and smack her on the forehead and she will love you.
You fool. Girls really like guys with small dicks. Just ask them.
When you hear them say, "I bet you have a small dick" while trying to insult/kid around with you... respond:
"I love when girls say they like big dick, Because they are admitting that they have a stretched, loose pussy without realizing it."
She will admit that she likes normal sized or small dick suddenly. Then you pull out your oversized dick and smack her on the forehead and she will love you.
You fool. Girls really like guys with small dicks. Just ask them.
When you hear them say, "I bet you have a small dick" while trying to insult/kid around with you... respond:
"I love when girls say they like big dick, Because they are admitting that they have a stretched, loose pussy without realizing it."
She will admit that she likes normal sized or small dick suddenly. Then you pull out your oversized dick and smack her on the forehead and she will love you.
Mike
mikeeeee
SICK PERSON ON BOARD
Maybe just maybe they are looking over toward you and thinking "What the fuck is that"
How about they haven't seen a Nash rambler in forever and had to take a second look.
Maybe she was a little blind girl and was just looking toward the haze of light from the red, yellow/orange, green.
Have a great day and maybe you will see your dream date again tonight.
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