Joke of the night.....

[RockStar]

A seven-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch
together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler.

The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"

Grandpa replied,"Can your dick touch your ass?"

The little boy answered, "No, Grandpa. It's just a little dick!".

Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar.

The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

The little boy answered no, again.

Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar."

A little later, the little boy came out of the house with a cookie.

Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"

The boy asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my dick can touch my ass!"

The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these cookies for me".

[samehereasthere]

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Course you know RS that this is gonna start a "beer and cigars can make your dick bigger thread"...but it is funny!!!!

[RockStar]

Originally Posted by samehereasthere

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Course you know RS that this is gonna start a "beer and cigars can make your dick bigger thread"...but it is funny!!!!

Once Clark.....you only need to read it once.

Remember, we're all here for ya :thumb:

[HighRoller]

[ hijack ] I like to read Rock Star's posts over and over again. Is there a support group for that???

[RockStar]

Originally Posted by HighRoller

[ hijack ] I like to read Rock Star's posts over and over again. Is there a support group for that???

No support group, but there is something to be said for higher intelligence.

Read away, my "gifts-from-the-registry" friend. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

P.S:

Glad you made it back in one piece.