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Old May 28th, 2004, 09:47 PM   #1
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Saw a brand new Viper today!

It was on a tow-truck.


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Old May 28th, 2004, 09:54 PM   #2
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Old May 28th, 2004, 10:03 PM   #3
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Re: Saw a brand new Viper today!

Some people use flat bed tow trucks for transporting their cars.
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Old May 29th, 2004, 11:05 AM   #4
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Re: Saw a brand new Viper today!

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It was on a tow-truck.

Your pretty lucky!

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Old May 29th, 2004, 01:23 PM   #6
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I didn't know I was supposed to post everytime I saw a f-body on a tow truck, looks like I will be the 30 day post whore soon.
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Old May 29th, 2004, 01:34 PM   #7
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Re: Saw a brand new Viper today!

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It was on a tow-truck.


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Old May 29th, 2004, 03:06 PM   #8
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Re: Saw a brand new Viper today!

WOW! The funny thing is that I work at a Pontiac dealership, so I see about 10 Fbodies come in on tow trucks every day! You've seen ONE Viper! Congrats! I'm ahead of you 10,000 to one!
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Old May 29th, 2004, 03:14 PM   #9
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WOW! The funny thing is that I work at a Pontiac dealership, so I see about 10 Fbodies come in on tow trucks every day! You've seen ONE Viper! Congrats! I'm ahead of you 10,000 to one!
you work at a pontiac dealership? i didnt know they paid janitors enough to afford a viper.
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Old May 29th, 2004, 04:47 PM   #10
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WOW! The funny thing is that I work at a Pontiac dealership, so I see about 10 Fbodies come in on tow trucks every day! You've seen ONE Viper! Congrats! I'm ahead of you 10,000 to one!
you work at a pontiac dealership? i didnt know they paid janitors enough to afford a viper.
So I make MUCH MUCH more at my janitor job than you do at your janitor job. What's you point, fucktard?
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Old May 29th, 2004, 06:22 PM   #11
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Don't go there with Carrot, Rowley! [img]/images/graemlins/squint[/img]

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Old May 29th, 2004, 06:40 PM   #12
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I saw a horse on a trailer today....does that mean HE was broken???? DUMBFUK!!
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WOW! The funny thing is that I work at a Pontiac dealership, so I see about 10 Fbodies come in on tow trucks every day!
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Old May 29th, 2004, 09:00 PM   #15
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Some people use flat bed tow trucks for transporting their cars.
Much more reliable than driving the Veeper I guess. In fact, I think the guy was still sitting in it on the tow truck. Pity he didn't have the top rolled down. But then, maybe that didn't work either.


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Old May 29th, 2004, 09:03 PM   #16
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You think the guys who own Lear jets get this kind of shit off the Ceasna owners?
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You think the guys who own Lear jets get this kind of shit off the Ceasna owners?
Uhh, nohead2000, that's C-e-s-s-n-a, not "Ceasna". Idiot.

Now then... LOL! What kind of mods do you have to do to get a Cessna to beat a Learjet?

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Old May 29th, 2004, 09:28 PM   #18
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It was on a tow-truck.


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Old May 29th, 2004, 10:04 PM   #19
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Re: Saw a brand new Viper today!

Black RA, I can appreciate your devotion to a brand I really can, and some of it has "HaHa" value but by doing so you put yourself into the category of that group. You could be the exception or you might not but as always we are judged by the company we keep. Lets talk about What a genius you are for the choice you make Black RA.

There are only two categories to classify the Viper/F-Body argument.

Money And subjective opinion.

Money is a conduit by which wealth is stored. So anytime the Cost vs value arguments comes up, the one that ultimately has the largest amount of money in something will win that argument as he could reconstitute the value of his purchase into money and purchase whatever it is you are arguing is better because of its lower price. It Is not always about what we do but having the choice to do them. If I can buy a private Island and you can not I am in the drivers seat when you and I choose to turn the topic of conversation to buying private islands. If I have a 1 million dollar Island and you have a 500K island, and Islands are not a hard to find commodity and the prices are stable then your argument that 500K Islands are better is pretty fucking stupid Especially if I prefer a 1 million dollar Island and a majority of people would agree that ultimately my Island is better. This leads to subjective opinion. What are you trying to justify? would you feel better if I bought the same kind of Island as you, thus validating your own purchase.

Subjective Opinion. We can argue Which one looks better, or attracts more attention and all manner of subjective issues, However some opinions do hold more weight than others. This is established through the use of empirical evidence and it returns to the group mentality that you have taken it upon yourself to champion.

Lets compare groups.

Viper owners;
Have a higher average income
Are more likely to own other cars
Are less likely to have to finance their cars
Are more likely to own a home
Are more likely to have a higher net wealth
Are more likely to have members in the "Super Rich" category
Are more likely to increase their wealth through a higher caliber of business contacts within the community.
Enjoy a higher resale value(F-bod comparison)
Enjoy exclusivity (f-bod comparison)
Are more likely to be less brand oriented, or because of the ability to own multiple cars will have other exotics, perhaps one you approve of and dream of owning yourself.

Since we have established that Viper owners are likely to be better off financially than an F-body owner, lets review some statistics about the wealthy.

(Just a few gleaned from "The Millionaire Next door" if you want a source)

The wealthy live longer
The wealthy have a lower divorce rate
The wealthy live healthier lives
The wealthy provide their children with better educations
The wealthy have more successful children
The wealthy enjoy a lower crime rate in their homes
The Wealthy Are more likely to receive lower penalties for crimes committed

And not from a source but anecdotally we all know that a hip pocket personality will lead to better quality poon.

Now since we have made the Cost Vs Value Argument moot in the Fact that all Goods are nothing but an item that can be reconstituted into cash and in the case of the viper vs. F-body their will be sufficient funds to purchase whatever you are arguing is better and We have established through Empirical evidence that Viper owners enjoy a better life and their cars are more likely to get them the "Cred" points.

So Black RA, Kind of makes you and all of your arguments look pretty fucking stupid.
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Re: Saw a brand new Viper today!

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Black RA, I can appreciate your devotion to a brand I really can, and some of it has "HaHa" value but by doing so you put yourself into the category of that group. You could be the exception or you might not but as always we are judged by the company we keep. Lets talk about What a genius you are for the choice you make Black RA.

There are only two categories to classify the Viper/F-Body argument.

Money And subjective opinion.

Money is a conduit by which wealth is stored. So anytime the Cost vs value arguments comes up, the one that ultimately has the largest amount of money in something will win that argument as he could reconstitute the value of his purchase into money and purchase whatever it is you are arguing is better because of its lower price. It Is not always about what we do but having the choice to do them. If I can buy a private Island and you can not I am in the drivers seat when you and I choose to turn the topic of conversation to buying private islands. If I have a 1 million dollar Island and you have a 500K island, and Islands are not a hard to find commodity and the prices are stable then your argument that 500K Islands are better is pretty fucking stupid Especially if I prefer a 1 million dollar Island and a majority of people would agree that ultimately my Island is better. This leads to subjective opinion. What are you trying to justify? would you feel better if I bought the same kind of Island as you, thus validating your own purchase.

Subjective Opinion. We can argue Which one looks better, or attracts more attention and all manner of subjective issues, However some opinions do hold more weight than others. This is established through the use of empirical evidence and it returns to the group mentality that you have taken it upon yourself to champion.

Lets compare groups.

Viper owners;
Have a higher average income
Are more likely to own other cars
Are less likely to have to finance their cars
Are more likely to own a home
Are more likely to have a higher net wealth
Are more likely to have members in the "Super Rich" category
Are more likely to increase their wealth through a higher caliber of business contacts within the community.
Enjoy a higher resale value(F-bod comparison)
Enjoy exclusivity (f-bod comparison)
Are more likely to be less brand oriented, or because of the ability to own multiple cars will have other exotics, perhaps one you approve of and dream of owning yourself.

Since we have established that Viper owners are likely to be better off financially than an F-body owner, lets review some statistics about the wealthy.

(Just a few gleaned from "The Millionaire Next door" if you want a source)

The wealthy live longer
The wealthy have a lower divorce rate
The wealthy live healthier lives
The wealthy provide their children with better educations
The wealthy have more successful children
The wealthy enjoy a lower crime rate in their homes
The Wealthy Are more likely to receive lower penalties for crimes committed

And not from a source but anecdotally we all know that a hip pocket personality will lead to better quality poon.

Now since we have made the Cost Vs Value Argument moot in the Fact that all Goods are nothing but an item that can be reconstituted into cash and in the case of the viper vs. F-body their will be sufficient funds to purchase whatever you are arguing is better and We have established through Empirical evidence that Viper owners enjoy a better life and their cars are more likely to get them the "Cred" points.

So Black RA, Kind of makes you and all of your arguments look pretty fucking stupid.
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