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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:14 PM   #1
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Is 80% enough for your job?

The Director of Anesthesiology for a major hospital told the Controller he was taking to much time on his work. When he replied that good work takes time, she told him she only expects 80%. And that as long as you do 80%, it is enough. After he replied to her, she didn't say another word.
She is 37, doesn't know much about finances, and is married to one of the doctors of the hospital. After I talk to my friend, would anyone be interested in splitting the remining 20% of the budget? [img]/images/graemlins/dude[/img]
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:17 PM   #2
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The Director of Anesthesiology for a major hospital told the Controller he was taking to much time on his work. When he replied that good work takes time, she told him she only expects 80%. And that as long as you do 80%, it is enough. After he replied to her, she didn't say another word.
She is 37, doesn't know much about finances, and is married to one of the doctors of the hospital. After I talk to my friend, would anyone be interested in splitting the remining 20% of the budget? [img]/images/graemlins/dude[/img]
Take one fucking minute out of your day and read what you just wrote. Does it make any fucking sense to you?
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:20 PM   #3
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The Director of Anesthesiology for a major hospital told the Controller he was taking to much time on his work. When he replied that good work takes time, she told him she only expects 80%. And that as long as you do 80%, it is enough. After he replied to her, she didn't say another word.
She is 37, doesn't know much about finances, and is married to one of the doctors of the hospital. After I talk to my friend, would anyone be interested in splitting the remining 20% of the budget? [img]/images/graemlins/dude[/img]
Take one fucking minute out of your day and read what you just wrote. Does it make any fucking sense to you?
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:23 PM   #4
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The Director of Anesthesiology for a major hospital told the Controller he was taking to much time on his work. When he replied that good work takes time, she told him she only expects 80%. And that as long as you do 80%, it is enough. After he replied to her, she didn't say another word.
She is 37, doesn't know much about finances, and is married to one of the doctors of the hospital. After I talk to my friend, would anyone be interested in splitting the remaining 20% of the budget? [img]/images/graemlins/dude[/img]
Take one fucking minute out of your day and read what you just wrote. Does it make any fucking sense to you?
Why yes, yes it does. Forgot one letter. And I didn't say what he told her. Undoubtedly it was enough to shut her up. Still made sense.
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:28 PM   #5
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Re: Is 80% enough for your job?

Ohhh, wait, maybe this will be better for you.
The Executive Director only expects her employees to do 80% of their job. Since it saves time, no doubt. But if you want something done correctly, it takes a little longer. She won't even fire anyone, and lets her employees walk over her. She won't set limits, or enforce the ones that are set by the company.
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:29 PM   #6
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:37 PM   #7
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Re: Is 80% enough for your job?

I will make one nice post to you, but don't think for a second this means I am lowering the Gthomas murderous rage vigil at my house.


YOU MAKE NO SENSE. YOU BUTCHER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE LIKE ALL THE BODIES BURIED IN YOUR BACK YARD. Your posts do not flow, and you change the subject mid paragraph. It is not an err of omission or the occasional dangling modifier that makes you an unintelligible twit. you make Webster weep bloody tears of agony.
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:37 PM   #8
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Ohhh, wait, maybe this will be better for you.
The Executive Director only expects her employees to do 80% of their job. Since it saves time, no doubt. But if you want something done correctly, it takes a little longer. She won't even fire anyone, and lets her employees walk over her. She won't set limits, or enforce the ones that are set by the company.
Nope.... I'm still lost. Is the executive director the same as the night shift deep fryer manager?

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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:41 PM   #9
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Re: Is 80% enough for your job?

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I will make one nice post to you, but don't think for a second this means I am lowering the Gthomas murderous rage vigil at my house.


YOU MAKE NO SENSE. YOU BUTCHER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE LIKE ALL THE BODIES BURIED IN YOUR BACK YARD. Your posts do not flow, and you change the subject mid paragraph. It is not an err of omission or the occasional dangling modifier that makes you an unintelligible twit. you make Webster weep bloody tears of agony.
Like you also make errors in spelling. What you speak of would be grammar. So other then spelling words correcrly, Webster would not really care. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:45 PM   #10
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Where is Jeff when we need him? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:46 PM   #11
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Ohhh, wait, maybe this will be better for you.
The Executive Director only expects her employees to do 80% of their job. Since it saves time, no doubt. But if you want something done correctly, it takes a little longer. She won't even fire anyone, and lets her employees walk over her. She won't set limits, or enforce the ones that are set by the company.
Nope.... I'm still lost. Is the executive director the same as the night shift deep fryer manager?

Eddie
Executive Director is the Director of Anesthesiology. [sarcasm]I think a manager would be a lower level employee.[/sarcasm] And medical-to-fast food would not really compare.
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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:50 PM   #12
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Radio, we all know you don't come from this country. Could you please tell us exactly what the fuck the native tongue is from your fruit stand of a country so we can attempt to translate and understand what it is you are trying to say? It's one thing for me to think you are a crazy, ignorant, powered-by-search-engines sumbitch, but if I could get the missing puzzle piece as to where Radio Bethlehem is, I think we could all get a long a little better. And, afterall, it's all about getting along a little better isn't it?*

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Old May 27th, 2004, 10:51 PM   #13
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I will make one nice post to you, but don't think for a second this means I am lowering the Gthomas murderous rage vigil at my house.


YOU MAKE NO SENSE. YOU BUTCHER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE LIKE ALL THE BODIES BURIED IN YOUR BACK YARD. Your posts do not flow, and you change the subject mid paragraph. It is not an err of omission or the occasional dangling modifier that makes you an unintelligible twit. you make Webster weep bloody tears of agony.
Like you also make errors in spelling. What you speak of would be grammar. So other then spelling words correcrly, Webster would not really care. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
Yes Radio, Between running shit about the phone company at PaulB and trying to tell me about aerodynamics, it would make sense that you would give us a grammar lesson as well.

and you misspelled "Correctly"
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Old May 27th, 2004, 11:00 PM   #14
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but if I could get the missing puzzle piece as to where Radio Bethlehem is, I think we could all get a long a little better.
After consulting my Iraqi ass-map it looks like our search leads to a bunker outside of Kharbala. If we can convince Carrot to distract the news reporter with a little port-a-pottie love session we might be able to uncover the lost treasures of Radio, as well as the GT Enigma machine.
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Old May 27th, 2004, 11:00 PM   #15
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I will make one nice post to you, but don't think for a second this means I am lowering the Gthomas murderous rage vigil at my house.


YOU MAKE NO SENSE. YOU BUTCHER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE LIKE ALL THE BODIES BURIED IN YOUR BACK YARD. Your posts do not flow, and you change the subject mid paragraph. It is not an err of omission or the occasional dangling modifier that makes you an unintelligible twit. you make Webster weep bloody tears of agony.
Like you also make errors in spelling. What you speak of would be grammar. So other then spelling words correcrly, Webster would not really care. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
Yes Radio, Between running shit about the phone company at PaulB and trying to tell me about aerodynamics, it would make sense that you would give us a grammar lesson as well.

and you misspelled "Correctly"
Yeah, I see that. I type with two fingers, and hit both keys, and the r came out. Come on, I gave you a shot and you didn't even take it. I know what grammar is. But it is Merriam-Webster. And you forgot to capitalize. Let's see, you still haven't said why glass would allow radar in. All canopies would affect the aerodynamics, right? But a flat cockpit more, right?
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Old May 27th, 2004, 11:01 PM   #16
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Old May 27th, 2004, 11:03 PM   #17
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Re: Is 80% enough for your job?

so you call this guy radio? and earlier, i was called "Talk Radio." i take it that isnt a good thing.
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Old May 27th, 2004, 11:04 PM   #18
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Radio, we all know you don't come from this country. Could you please tell us exactly what the fuck the native tongue is from your fruit stand of a country so we can attempt to translate and understand what it is you are trying to say? It's one thing for me to think you are a crazy, ignorant, powered-by-search-engines sumbitch, but if I could get the missing puzzle piece as to where Radio Bethlehem is, I think we could all get a long a little better. And, afterall, it's all about getting along a little better isn't it?*

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That's funny, smackeroo. Look at all the four letter words you use, the WAR this, War that, attacks on people, etc.. Ignorance is bliss, and you're in High Heaven.
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Old May 27th, 2004, 11:06 PM   #19
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WAR is 3 letters. 4 if you throw in the lower case "d" or "1" you've been known to do from time to time.

How many letters in the name of the country you were born in?
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