Bill Cosby is right...

**-RUNNR** · May 27th, 2004, 08:03 AM

Here's an email I received this morning from a customer who I wrote a custom script for.

Quote:

Don.
I am contacting you back still I have not gotten a bill for the amount due
you installed the program for us what is great and we spoke you were doing
the new upgrade and were going to upgrade ,send me a bill via e-mail that is
fine I will promptly send the funds accordingly to you ASAP, one other
thing, I would like to have the site listing there in the directory were
users can submit them themselves but have the links Hidden only were we have
the URL for it and we will send then the URL in a e-mail since they will be
paying for the service, also let me know the cost of a copy of this work on
CD will be since allot of this was customer work done by you..

PS. The log in and passwords are still the same, also since you use paypal i
see, if you can set up a 1 time order button and i can submit payment to you
faster.

I have NO friggin clue what he's trying to say. It's painful...

Lucky · May 27th, 2004, 08:05 AM

He learned his english from Smokin.

**packetjunkie** · May 27th, 2004, 08:08 AM

Better than the email I got yesterday from the KKK member who runs a cock-fighting website who was pissed we wouldn't sell him a license:

Well you might better check out www.thegamerooster.com then..they have the same thing. There are several sites with your software. Ive also seen you software with porn sites. I suppose thats better than Cock Fighting to you? Also I point out its legal in 2 states. This iam sure you didnt know either. I better get my money back that I spent on your software is the bottom line. I have copied all that we have discussed. If you do not take back your software from the site mentioned and others I will sue your sorry ass. if your gonna allow one to use it you damn well better let all.... way I look at it you shouldnt advertise your shit on my page that I bought from you... Have a nice fucking day...............or www.thegamerooster.net

**-RUNNR** · May 27th, 2004, 08:09 AM

At least HE used punctuation.

**McGuireV10** · May 27th, 2004, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -RUNNR

who I wrote a custom script for.

"...for whom I wrote a custom script." [img]/images/graemlins/thumbs2[/img]

Just fuckin' with ya, man. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

We recently received a group e-mail from a Senior VP that went to about 100 people, and it was pure gibberish. We truly couldn't even guess what the man was trying to tell us. It was so bad, somebody printed it and hung it on a wall in the main hall with "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" scrawled across the top. I would attempt to reproduce some of it here for your enjoyment, but you have to actually BE that stupid in order to write something as bad as that particular memo.

**-RUNNR** · May 27th, 2004, 08:16 AM

hahaha

you bastage [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]

NOITALL · May 27th, 2004, 11:04 AM

just send him a bill for 10K