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Old May 25th, 2004, 02:33 AM   #1
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Well it finally happened...f\'ing CHP

I got pulled over today for the first time in a Viper. Been driving them all over California, almost daily and I have never been stopped before for anything. Most the time, the Vipers don't even have plates on them and I don't have my dealer plates.

Anyway, I get off the highway taking a new Viper to my dad's place and a CHP is geting off as well from the other side of the highway. I go by him, three other cars go by him, then he somehow musters his way through traffic to pull me over. Says I wasn't using my seatbelt. WTF? Yeah it's a law here, but c'mon! I really wish this podunk town I call home had some more creative ways to raise revenue rather then trying to pull in $100 fines from people for not wearing their seatbelts. Anyone have any advice on getting out of this? I don't mind going to court and probably will just to cause some trouble. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 25th, 2004, 02:48 AM   #2
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Say the police are discriminating upon you because of the car you drive (or social/finnancial class) and therefore makes you a target of hate (and envy) by most of the americans, and who other than the police force to EXPLOIT their position as a officer of the law to pick on you...Its happened to some of my friends.

If your of a off white color (middleastern?) , say they are racist....that always gets them.

just a few of my zany ideas...

Im 16 and I drive a corvette, Im sure to get picked on soon....especially when those fucks see whos driving! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 25th, 2004, 03:10 AM   #3
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click it or tickit!

I feel nakid wizoot me sitbelt, honestly.
Like I'm gonna spill outta my seat-a.

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Old May 25th, 2004, 03:22 AM   #4
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Im 16 and I drive a corvette, Im sure to get picked on soon....especially when those fucks see whos driving! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
Dude, you drive a 10K car. Homely gal of the sophomore class driving a new Cavalier scoreboards you.
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Old May 25th, 2004, 03:27 AM   #5
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Say the police are discriminating upon you because of the car you drive (or social/finnancial class) and therefore makes you a target of hate (and envy) by most of the americans, and who other than the police force to EXPLOIT their position as a officer of the law to pick on you...Its happened to some of my friends.

If your of a off white color (middleastern?) , say they are racist....that always gets them.

just a few of my zany ideas...

Im 16 and I drive a corvette, Im sure to get picked on soon....especially when those fucks see whos driving! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
You're fucking 16 and telling people that they can get out of tickets by pulling the discrimination card? I can't wait until you get your first ticket.
Just because you're a raghead doesn't mean you can break the law.

Btw, how exactly are you an entrepreneur at 16? Lemonade stand doing well?
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Old May 25th, 2004, 03:49 AM   #6
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Cavaliers lose 50% of their value off the lot...with that said, of course no one will beat me out....at my age and income level, its unlikley...thats all that matters to me, not some 50 year old fuck with a Viper beating me out...

BTW Who said I break the goddamn law? I have NEVER broke the law. And of course you can pull the discrimination card...theres alot of hatecrimes being pulled these days...

I have a Amusement Company, I put Arcade/Vending Machines in places...and make money...lots of money...Its a startup, but eh, its fun...I get to play games as my business...just a side company anyways.

BTW, what the hell are you doing to make your money?
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Old May 25th, 2004, 03:56 AM   #7
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A startup amusement company.. Mommy and daddy buy you that one like the delorean? I'll give you the fact that there is money to be had, but not without a substantial investment to start with, on top of that add proficient staff to handle the maintenance and upkeep. Fuck, you can't even apply for a business license, let alone sign any contracts, etc, etc.

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Old May 25th, 2004, 03:58 AM   #8
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BTW, what the hell are you doing to make your money?
Grit is a slave to a Jew...The irony... [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 25th, 2004, 04:06 AM   #9
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I have a Amusement Company, I put Arcade/Vending Machines in places...and make money...lots of money...Its a startup, but eh, its fun...I get to play games as my business...just a side company anyways.
That is outstanding Avi. I to have been heavy into the vending business myself.
How long have you had machines on station?
How many machines do you have?
What kind of margins do you average?
How is you vendor split contract written?
How are the Liability of damages written into your contracts?
Are you bill changers currency upgradeable?
How does your company handle maintenance?
What is your collection schedual?
What is you Time to profit per machine on average?
Do you finance you equipment or buy it out right?
what are the Tax advantages of doing each in your state?
Who handles machine delivery?
What is your rotation schedule?
How do you handle Your depreciation schedules, What method do you prefer?
What is you placement method?
And of coarse how at you age do you enter into a legally binding financial contract with your stations?

Or are you just full of shit with a Pacman table and a gum ball machine in your uncles restaurant?
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Old May 25th, 2004, 04:07 AM   #10
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BTW, what the hell are you doing to make your money?
Grit is a slave to a Jew...The irony... [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 25th, 2004, 04:37 AM   #11
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Is Google a little slow tonight Avi? or are you out in the garage stroking your camel poker in the general direction of that L-98?
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Old May 25th, 2004, 04:53 AM   #12
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Say the police are discriminating upon you because of the car you drive (or social/finnancial class) and therefore makes you a target of hate (and envy) by most of the americans, and who other than the police force to EXPLOIT their position as a officer of the law to pick on you...Its happened to some of my friends.

If your of a off white color (middleastern?) , say they are racist....that always gets them.

just a few of my zany ideas...

Im 16 and I drive a corvette, Im sure to get picked on soon....especially when those fucks see whos driving! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 25th, 2004, 10:14 AM   #13
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:atu: Nate you just made me spit my scrambled eggs out !!
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Old May 25th, 2004, 10:24 AM   #14
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Nathan,
No belt in Cali is a moving violation. Do you really want to fight it? Youll lose your chance at traffic school.

Nohs,
I call bullshit on AVI too. Good call!
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Right now is a nationwide click it or ticket "revenue drive" ... er campaign to get people to buckle up.
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Old May 25th, 2004, 10:56 AM   #16
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Avi - You are trying to mix it up with a tough crowd here. At a very ripe young driving age of 16, with self-proclaimed zero tickets, do you really think you have any experience to substantiate your ideas?

Did either of these ideas work for your mom or dad?

Call back later!


By the way, a word to the wise, regardless of your age... USE spell checker!!! I am surprised one of the boys hasn't bashed you yet for your spelling errors!

Happy PacMan-ing!!!
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Cavaliers lose 50% of their value off the lot...with that said, of course no one will beat me out....at my age and income level, its unlikley...thats all that matters to me, not some 50 year old fuck with a Viper beating me out...

BTW Who said I break the goddamn law? I have NEVER broke the law. And of course you can pull the discrimination card...theres alot of hatecrimes being pulled these days...

I have a Amusement Company, I put Arcade/Vending Machines in places...and make money...lots of money...Its a startup, but eh, its fun...I get to play games as my business...just a side company anyways.

BTW, what the hell are you doing to make your money?
Do you filter your profits back to jihad land?

BTW I am looking for the first Contra. I will give you $1.03 for it.
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Cavaliers lose 50% of their value off the lot...with that said, of course no one will beat me out....at my age and income level, its unlikley...thats all that matters to me, not some 50 year old fuck with a Viper beating me out...

BTW Who said I break the goddamn law? I have NEVER broke the law. And of course you can pull the discrimination card...theres alot of hatecrimes being pulled these days...

I have a Amusement Company, I put Arcade/Vending Machines in places...and make money...lots of money...Its a startup, but eh, its fun...I get to play games as my business...just a side company anyways.

BTW, what the hell are you doing to make your money?

I didnt even read this carefully....UNTIL NOW. Lookey lookey, weve got another teeney bopper wannabe baller creating his e-wealth while proving that his pre-pubescent e-lie isnt fooling most of us. No matter how badly he wants to hang with this crowd, his sixteen year old brain can not conjure up enough e-IQ to fool anyone who can legally drink. First he becomes the sultan of used cars, becoming self-proclaimed scratchy voiced "I just got my driver's license" kelley blue book, then he decides to proclaim his imaginary wealth by slamming someone who might actually have a real dime to his name and wasnt filing 1040EZ's with W-2's mailed from McDonald's Corporation. But the young assclown isnt done yet. He moves on to have an all-encompassing post, somehow mixing hatecrimes into the mix. Finally he realizes its all not unbelievable enough. He needs to make the Avi life even more ridiculous. We're talkin Tim Burton Ridiculous. You could make a film about a retarded 16 year old self proclaimed balling cruising in his vette, running the imaginary company while playing video games. Forget "Edward Scissorhands", weve got "Avi Ruxpinbrains" coming soon to a thearter near you.
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Cavaliers lose 50% of their value off the lot...with that said, of course no one will beat me out....at my age and income level, its unlikley...thats all that matters to me, not some 50 year old fuck with a Viper beating me out...

BTW Who said I break the goddamn law? I have NEVER broke the law. And of course you can pull the discrimination card...theres alot of hatecrimes being pulled these days...

I have a Amusement Company, I put Arcade/Vending Machines in places...and make money...lots of money...Its a startup, but eh, its fun...I get to play games as my business...just a side company anyways.

BTW, what the hell are you doing to make your money?
Do you filter your profits back to jihad land?

BTW I am looking for the first Contra. I will give you $1.03 for it.
The first Contra is the shit...

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