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Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?
Old May 24th, 2004, 02:58 PM   #1
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Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?

Seriously I have a hunch this guy is gay. First off, hes 23 years old and he hasnt tapped the poon. He says he's saving himself for MARRIAGE? I dont buy it for a fuckin second. The guy says he has a girlfriend, and he doesnt fuck her? Im guessing that she wants it....If youre with someone you fuck em right? Whats wrong with this picture? Would ANYONE ELSE HERE,.....JUST ONE OTHER PERSON really say "no" to his girlfriend? "Please honey take me now!" "No, Im not sporting wood because I cant until Im married" Is he really saving himself for marriage or is the fucker hiding in the closet too afraid to face the truth about his inner demons? Is he waiting to find his fudge packing soulmate?

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Old May 24th, 2004, 03:02 PM   #2
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Old May 24th, 2004, 03:02 PM   #3
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Old May 24th, 2004, 03:11 PM   #4
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Re: Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?

First thing that comes to mind is why in the hell are you so concerned?

Second thing is why are you concerned about whether he is banging his girlfriend, unless of course if she is hot and you are standing on the sidelines to see if she is on the market? If they are not married, she is fair game in my book. I mean if I was single of course.

Third don't you have something to do? A date? Money to count? A wallet to weigh? Poor people to run over? Lifts to buy? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old May 24th, 2004, 03:12 PM   #5
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Re: Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?

I didn't "go all the way" either until marriage. Fool around?...yes, have many opportunites?...yes. Did I say "no" when offered in the heat of the moment?...yes.

To each his own.

I don't think he is gay based on the points above.
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Old May 24th, 2004, 03:38 PM   #6
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Re: Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?

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First thing that comes to mind is why in the hell are you so concerned?

Second thing is why are you concerned about whether he is banging his girlfriend, unless of course if she is hot and you are standing on the sidelines to see if she is on the market? If they are not married, she is fair game in my book. I mean if I was single of course.

Third don't you have something to do? A date? Money to count? A wallet to weigh? Poor people to run over? Lifts to buy? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
Actually I think she might be hot, but I dont know about fair game just because they arent married.

Hey Austin can I steal your gf, man???

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Old May 24th, 2004, 03:54 PM   #7
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Actually I think she might be hot, but I dont know about fair game just because they arent married.
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Me and my buddy always had an agreement, no ring, fair game. If there was a ring, needed permission. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 24th, 2004, 03:54 PM   #8
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Re: Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?

The guy likes men.


Austin, You are only hurting yourself by staying in the closet. Come out. And start hitting that ass bro.


Don't just be gay. Be a gay whore. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 24th, 2004, 03:59 PM   #9
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The guy likes men.


Austin, You are only hurting yourself by staying in the closet. Come out. And start hitting that ass bro.


Don't just be gay. Be a gay whore. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:08 PM   #10
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Re: Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?

Joker,

If I were gay. I'd let everyone know.

Think about it. Am I shy? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Well...

If I one day woke up and decided that I liked the idea of sticking my johnson in another mans ass. Then by god thats exactly what Id do.

If that day ever comes I will let you and Austin know.
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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:14 PM   #11
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You know Red there are times when I am afraid fo you....very afraid.

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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:20 PM   #12
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Wouldn't that be a bitch...

Wake up one morning and all of the sudden.. [img]/images/graemlins/gay[/img]



Damn! [img]/images/graemlins/pimp[/img]



Time for some ass.

I would think it would make those restroon calls a bit more interszting. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:23 PM   #13
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Re: Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?

What's wrong with saving yourself for marrage? It was my plan....that is until I was 17 [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:26 PM   #14
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Re: Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?

Jason, first of all, why the fuck would you care? Secondly, Im NOT gay. So what if Im 23, have a hot g/f and havent had sex? Doesnt mean Im gay. I do have morals and values that obviously go beyond yours. Its obvious you're out to start some shit today and why not pick on the virgin?
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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:29 PM   #15
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Jason, first of all, why the fuck would you care? Secondly, Im NOT gay. So what if Im 23, have a hot g/f and havent had sex? Doesnt mean Im gay.
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Old May 24th, 2004, 04:37 PM   #16
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Jason, first of all, why the fuck would you care? Secondly, Im NOT gay. So what if Im 23, have a hot g/f and havent had sex? Doesnt mean Im gay. I do have morals and values that obviously go beyond yours. Its obvious you're out to start some shit today and why not pick on the virgin?
You must be right oh-self proclaimed holy one. I am the irreverent heathen. Fuckin sinner allmighty, and denouncer of all that is good. With that established, why wouldnt I pick on the virgin if I was out to start shit today? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] By the way, yes it does mean youre gay [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

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Re: Lets Decide, Is Austin GAY?

Depending on your definition


I waited until marriage





















strict upbringing got me thru to about 18.... and then







my g/f wouldn't let me impale




actually I respect guys who decide to wait - it takes a lot of character when your peers are all full of BS about how many girls they've banged


Hang in their Austin it's a lot better when you love someone anyway
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Depending on your definition


I waited until marriage





















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actually I respect guys who decide to wait - it takes a lot of character when your peers are all full of BS about how many girls they've banged


Hang in their Austin it's a lot better when you love someone anyway


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Well, someone did put up a topic titled "Spent the weekend in Austin" recently.
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it takes a lot of character when your peers are all full of BS about how many girls they've banged
It doesn't take a lot of character. It's a simple (as in singular not easy [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] ) decision. Why does a virgin have more character??? He's (since we're speaking of a male) certainly got more willpower (and perhaps more than a hint of blue to his testicles) than most, but not more character (at least not as a result of this decision).
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