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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:07 PM   #1
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... blood plasma that is. What's that worth these days? $20?
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:08 PM   #2
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I'll give ya $50 for a good left shoulder. Deal?
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:14 PM   #3
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How much is a pound of flesh?
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:21 PM   #4
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Re: Thinking of selling myself

Sperm is worth much more in most cases. In college, the plasma bank was $80 for 3 donations, and you didn't get paid the lump of money until after your 3rd visit. The sperm bank however was something like $75 per "donation". [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Someone like Red5 however, would make more with the plasma, as there is a screening process for the other [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:42 PM   #5
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I'll give ya $50 for a good left shoulder. Deal?
Sorry man, I need one too. My left shoulder was more fucked up in the wreck than I thought. I can't sleep on that side and it goes pop pop and hurts like a mofo when I lift weights.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:44 PM   #6
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Sperm is worth much more in most cases. In college, the plasma bank was $80 for 3 donations, and you didn't get paid the lump of money until after your 3rd visit. The sperm bank however was something like $75 per "donation". [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Someone like Red5 however, would make more with the plasma, as there is a screening process for the other [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
Screening as in what ... a 6" diameter ring they try to fit over your head?
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Old May 19th, 2004, 08:54 PM   #7
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Sperm is worth much more in most cases. In college, the plasma bank was $80 for 3 donations, and you didn't get paid the lump of money until after your 3rd visit. The sperm bank however was something like $75 per "donation". [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Someone like Red5 however, would make more with the plasma, as there is a screening process for the other [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
Screening as in what ... a 6" diameter ring they try to fit over your head?
Its Quality Control... they want to weed out anyone that spends as much time in walmart parking lots as Red does.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 09:30 PM   #8
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I say we (the entire sentient population) just lock and load, head off to our local WalMarts and start shooting. Fuckin' take 'em all out Punisher style ... cone-dodging men, toothless bitches and their leakey diapered, toothless larvae!

Ooooo ooooo! Come see the violence inherent in the moderator!
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Old May 19th, 2004, 09:59 PM   #9
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My left shoulder was more fucked up in the wreck than I thought. I can't sleep on that side
party flexeril central time Todd.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:21 PM   #10
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Sperm is worth much more in most cases. In college, the plasma bank was $80 for 3 donations, and you didn't get paid the lump of money until after your 3rd visit. The sperm bank however was something like $75 per "donation". [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Did you see the article in Men's Health about all the sperm bank babies looking up their real dad's? I am so glad I only gave blood in college. :clap:
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:28 PM   #11
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My left shoulder was more fucked up in the wreck than I thought. I can't sleep on that side
party flexeril central time Todd.
Most excellent idea! Heading for the special cabinet o' goodies right now.

WAAAAAATTTAAAA? No flexeril? Did Bilberry snake my supply when I was last there? Waaayl lessee what we got ... We got Soma, we gots Skelaxin and Vicodin. Which one, LA? ALL? FUCK YEAH!!!

Drool me a river!
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:32 PM   #12
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A bunch of us once made it all the way to Florida and back making money from donating plasma the entire way. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

On the way we requested they keep the blood... Made the cost of getting drunk a lot more reasonable.

The next week... We all started boot camp.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:34 PM   #13
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... blood plasma that is. What's that worth these days? $20?

Eric,

Since you are such a great fucking guy I will give you $30 per quart.

























































But I want all of it. :fist:
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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:05 PM   #14
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My left shoulder was more fucked up in the wreck than I thought. I can't sleep on that side
party flexeril central time Todd.
Most excellent idea! Heading for the special cabinet o' goodies right now.

WAAAAAATTTAAAA? No flexeril? Did Bilberry snake my supply when I was last there? Waaayl lessee what we got ... We got Soma , we gots Skelaxin and Vicodin . Which one, LA? ALL? FUCK YEAH!!!

Drool me a river!
im workin up a good *drool* just thinking about that stasharoo ...!
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Old May 20th, 2004, 12:33 AM   #15
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The sperm bank however was something like $75 per "donation". [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
No shit?! Subtract $50 for the hooker and that's a $25 profit. I could have my Comp Coupe in a week!
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Old May 20th, 2004, 12:40 AM   #16
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The sperm bank however was something like $75 per "donation". [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
No shit?! Subtract $50 for the hooker and that's a $25 profit. I could have my Comp Coupe in a week!
I can appreciate a good business person when I see one.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 01:17 AM   #17
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I donate my platelets just about every month.

Many types of patients benefit from it, you'd be surprized. Cancer patients, hemophiliacs, people undergoing surgery or organ transplants, trauma victims...

It takes about two hours of your time to donate, but it helps a lot of folks out there in need.

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Old May 22nd, 2004, 01:21 AM   #18
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What are you trying to do Eric, raise money for track time?? [img]/images/graemlins/drive[/img]
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 01:22 AM   #19
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I will never donate sperm or blood.....thats just me.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 01:23 AM   #20
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