ViperAlley's Most Likely awards....

**packetjunkie** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:20 PM

I'll get the ball rolling...

Most Likely to have had a Mullet: SnakeBitten
Most Likely to have been caught peeping in girls locker room: Mark O
Most Likely to have rap sheet: BADVENOM
Most Likely to have won science award: SeriousEric
Most Likely to have letters in three sports: King GTS
Most Likely to have been crammed in a locker: Smokin
Most Likely to have dated the football team: mrob
Most Likely to have fucked a teacher: BigCarrot
Most Likely to have been Grand Master in Chess club: par
Most Likely to have been medicated all four years: gthomas

feel free to add your own...

**Smackie** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:22 PM

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Most Likely to have dated the football team: mrob

Only if by "dated" you mean "fucked" or "been glossed Fingercuffs by".

**ClownShoe** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:28 PM

Most likely to have won a blue ribbon at the county fair: Paul B
Most likely to have drank Pabst Blue Ribbon at the same fair: Paul B
Most likely to have won the "greased pig" contest : Paul B

Kid97GTS · May 3rd, 2004, 09:30 PM

Most likely to have taken pictures of the greased pig's ass: Dick Vermeil.

Makara · May 3rd, 2004, 09:30 PM

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Most likely to have won a blue ribbon at the county fair: Paul B
Most likely to have drank Pabst Blue Ribbon at the same fair: Paul B
Most likely to have won the "greesed pig" contest : Paul B

Most likely to have used the aid of a gun during the "greased pig" contest: Paul B

**SeriousEric** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:41 PM

Most likely to have driven a Pinto with a rag for a gascap: Red5

mrob · May 3rd, 2004, 09:42 PM

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Most Likely to have dated the football team: mrob

Only if by "dated" you mean "fucked" or "been glossed Fingercuffs by".

aww da poor baby couldn't play football and he's jealous.. wassa matter Smackie did the cheerleaders shun the tall lanky stick figure guys at your school like we did at mine?

WAR LURCH

**Lawboy** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:43 PM

Most likely to climb to the top of a tall tower with a high powered rifle and scope: Serious Eric....no,...Smackie....no,...Runnr....DOH!

nohsreg2000 · May 3rd, 2004, 09:46 PM

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[ wassa matter Smackie did the cheerleaders shun the tall lanky stick figure guys at your school like we did at mine?

So their was someone you did not fuck in high school.

**SeriousEric** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:46 PM

Most likely to see three red dots on his chest while walking around the UT campus: Lawboy.

**Lawboy** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:47 PM

Most likely to misuse the word "their" : Nathan

**Lawboy** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:49 PM

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Most likely to see three red dots on his chest while walking around the UT campus: Lawboy.

you wouldnt shoot your lawyer....*gulp* would you?

**SeriousEric** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:50 PM

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Most Likely to have dated the football team: mrob

Only if by "dated" you mean "fucked" or "been glossed Fingercuffs by".

aww da poor baby couldn't play football and he's jealous.. wassa matter Smackie did the cheerleaders shun the tall lanky stick figure guys at your school like we did at mine?

WAR LURCH

If only the cheerleaders knew. Big brain, big .... well you know.

On the other hand, nice burn there, mrob.

**SeriousEric** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:51 PM

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Most likely to see three red dots on his chest while walking around the UT campus: Lawboy.

you wouldnt shoot your lawyer....*gulp* would you?

I thought that was part of my attorney-client priviledge. You know, firing him with extreme prejudice? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

**Snake Bitten** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:52 PM

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I'll get the ball rolling...

Most Likely to have had a Mullet: SnakeBitten

I haven't had a mullet in months... [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Most Likely to become a PIMP: King GTS

**Lawboy** · May 3rd, 2004, 09:54 PM

Most likely to misunderstand and misspell the word privilege: SE

mrob · May 3rd, 2004, 09:54 PM

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[ wassa matter Smackie did the cheerleaders shun the tall lanky stick figure guys at your school like we did at mine?

So their was someone you did not fuck in high school.

You're like an annoying poodle that follows his master around, tailing wagging, hoping for a treat.

Most likely to piddle: Nohsreg