A Solution to the Alley's Ails: Survivor, The Alley

**Smackie** · April 7th, 2004, 12:02 AM

Let's face, this place ain't what it used to be...mostly because there has been an influx of people that don't deserve the Internet. Somehow, this place became a lightning rod for any idiot with a keyboard and OCD. So, I present to a fun new way of keeping this place and this phenomenon in check...Survivor.

I propose that each Friday at noon, we all submit a name of one person who needs to be voted off the island. The top 3 names (and ties) will then be voted upon at 3pm. What better way to fuck off at work and skim the gene pool?

The only rules are that the bannings only last a week. If you got run, you have a week to think about how you either A) suck, B) don't have enough friends here to keep you from getting voted off the island.

Personally, I think it'll be fun. I'm sure I'll get chucked a couple times and I'm cool with that. I've probably earned a trip to the off-camera resort.

Are you a Survivor?

FUSCUCLA1 · April 7th, 2004, 12:04 AM

I LOVE this idea. I am in.

NOITALL · April 7th, 2004, 12:04 AM

should be fun

E-Slab · April 7th, 2004, 12:06 AM

fuck, now i'll be nervous to open the alley...

**Hog Whisperer** · April 7th, 2004, 12:06 AM

I'm in. Just where the hell did I put that life preserver? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

**Chuck 98 RT10** · April 7th, 2004, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Smackie

I'm sure I'll get chucked a couple times and I'm cool with that.

That oughta start some rumors.

**Hog Whisperer** · April 7th, 2004, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10

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Originally Posted by Smackie

I'm sure I'll get chucked a couple times and I'm cool with that.

That oughta start some rumors.

[img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] Never miss a beat do ya? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Makara · April 7th, 2004, 12:19 AM

I'm in, great idea. What do we need to do to get this started? Throw up a poll or something.

**samehereasthere** · April 7th, 2004, 12:22 AM

Outstanding idea SmackCzar...

Obviously we should jettison the old guys first. Like the orchestra on the Titanic...dead weight from the very beginning of the trip. PB and Biggs should be enjoying their twilight years...basking in the glare from the many life successes that they have enjoyed over the years and not worrying about who is doing what to whom on the Alley.

Rest easy my elderly friends. Us young adults got your backs.

Sincerely,
You know who

**Hog Whisperer** · April 7th, 2004, 12:59 AM

Clark, you bastard! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

That is all

**samehereasthere** · April 7th, 2004, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Whisperer

Clark, you bastard!

Damn PB...first I find out that MP's been reading my PM's and now I discover that you have a copy of my birth certificate! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Friggin' computer search engines.

C

**Hog Whisperer** · April 7th, 2004, 01:13 AM

And here I thought us 'geezers' were supposed to stick together.

Twilight years? Dayum! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Captain Bli · April 7th, 2004, 01:27 AM

**samehereasthere** · April 7th, 2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Whisperer

And here I thought us 'geezers' were supposed to stick together.

Good point. And just check out who is on the Alley at 1:30 a.m. contributing some excellent material for the good of the site....us old geezers. No smack kings, no young guns, no Viper enthusiasts....just us old guys keeping an eye on the horizon and one finger on the trigger.

Keeping things safe so the young pups can get their beauty rest.
Sleep well wee-ones. PB and Same are always watching over you when you can't do it for yourself.

C

**ClownShoe** · April 7th, 2004, 01:51 AM

It looka like Red has got a jump on the game.

**Smackie** · April 7th, 2004, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by samehereasthere

Sleep well wee-ones. PB and Same are always watching over you when you can't do it for yourself.

C

I'm still awake to jerk on your catheters when the night nurses aren't looking after you two.

Jamal Austin · April 7th, 2004, 02:09 AM

I'm game, that's sound like a cool idea.