Deatherage has me wanting to come clean...

Nameless · April 5th, 2004, 09:35 AM

Yes, it's true... after the heartwarming story of deatherage and his 15 year old wondergirl, I've decided to come clean.

I can no longer live the lie! It's ripping me appart!

I've never owned a viper. I've never even seen one, other than my match box cars! I'm really just a 16 year old kid, I have a computer in my room. Yep, it's true... I'm one of those nerdy guys in school. I'm about 5'1" tall and weigh 100lbs. I've seen a ferrari one time, but it was built on my friends fiero.

I drive a geo metro to school and to my part time job at the book store. I've never seen anything made of "carbon fiber", but I hear it's very cool! All my internet friends (I do not have real friends) tell me how awesome carbon is on their hondas.

Please forgive me, I do not want to live the lie anymore!!!!

Dexter

**-RUNNR** · April 5th, 2004, 09:42 AM

E-Slab · April 5th, 2004, 09:52 AM

Nameless · April 5th, 2004, 09:53 AM

Yeah, it does actually.

Quick, spice it up! Say something about liberals or jews!

MM

Firewater · April 5th, 2004, 10:27 AM

you dirty liberal jew.....

Nameless · April 5th, 2004, 10:29 AM

At least I'm not Greek...

[Tony]
YOU DIRTY CHEEZE CUNT HARY DOUCHE BAG FUCKING JIZ HAT FUCK HEAD COCK!
[/Tony]

MM

**SoCal Rebell** · April 5th, 2004, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMaxx

Yes, it's true... after the heartwarming story of deatherage and his 15 year old wondergirl, I've decided to come clean.

I can no longer live the lie! It's ripping me appart!

I've never owned a viper. I've never even seen one, other than my match box cars! I'm really just a 16 year old kid, I have a computer in my room. Yep, it's true... I'm one of those nerdy guys in school. I'm about 5'1" tall and weigh 100lbs. I've seen a ferrari one time, but it was built on my friends fiero.

I drive a geo metro to school and to my part time job at the book store. I've never seen anything made of "carbon fiber", but I hear it's very cool! All my internet friends (I do not have real friends) tell me how awesome carbon is on their hondas.

Please forgive me, I do not want to live the lie anymore!!!!

Dexter

16 [img]/images/graemlins/shocked[/img] and I sent you soup? Are you trying to get me in trouble [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

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Motor City MadMan · April 5th, 2004, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMaxx

Yes, it's true... after the heartwarming story of deatherage and his 15 year old wondergirl, I've decided to come clean.

I can no longer live the lie! It's ripping me appart!

I've never owned a viper. I've never even seen one, other than my match box cars! I'm really just a 16 year old kid, I have a computer in my room. Yep, it's true... I'm one of those nerdy guys in school. I'm about 5'1" tall and weigh 100lbs. I've seen a ferrari one time, but it was built on my friends fiero.

I drive a geo metro to school and to my part time job at the book store. I've never seen anything made of "carbon fiber", but I hear it's very cool! All my internet friends (I do not have real friends) tell me how awesome carbon is on their hondas.

Please forgive me, I do not want to live the lie anymore!!!!

Dexter

You are forgiven my son. Now take the Stormtrooper suit off and get the fuck off the pot!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]