Got into an accident this morning

Joker

Was on the 101 North heading into work and a red GTS came onto the freeway in front of me. I was fricken staring at it so much when he braked I braked too late but was able to slow down enough and the impact was around 5 mph probably. Frick man of all cars to hit [img]/images/graemlins/sad[/img] The owner was pi$$ed and rightfully so. I gave him my insurance info ect and we seperated. The rear bumper has a crease down the middle and is cracked. Well there goes my insurance and I just got the truck a months ago. It appears my truck is ok but will be stopping by the body shop to make sure.

The guys name was Greg Johnson, anybody know him? The good news is I told him about the Viper Alley.

Toby

I hit a Enzo Ferrari this AM in the parking lot. I did it just for the fun of it. Then I torched it.

McCavity

Just wait til I meet up with you punta. I'm gonn refrie yo ass. Tuogh guy!

Joker

Is this Fooley or Brian?

How about telling me what is next to YC's

City

Well that's a first for the Alley! A viper enthusiast that damages a Viper AND ADMITS TO IT.

Off with his head!

Joker

Anybody know who this Greg Johnson is? I feel like $hit for hitting him but my insurance will cover it. Damn I wonder how much damage he has?

p.s. City Snake, Like I f@cking meant to hit him :fist:

JT

Isn't it still April Fool's Day?????

Joker

Yes and the GTS owner's wife probably won't believe him when he tells her. [img]/images/graemlins/sad[/img]

City

Easy there Joker....don't drown in your guilt. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Gerald

Happy April Fools Day Joker..! [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]

Joker

If it had been a Corvette, no sweat the insurance will cover it, fock him. But what are the odds of ME which loves the Viper to hit a focking Viper????? I have never been in an accident where I was driving and my first one is with a Viper, WTF!!! [img]/images/graemlins/sad[/img]

I told him to fax the estimate to me and I would forward it right away to my agent. I will let you guys know how bad the damage is. The rear bumper looks like it will have to be replaced. I don't know how sensative the rearend is on these cars or the frame so I am HOPING it is just the rear portion of the body that is damaged and not the frame. He had to pull the rear fender out a bit, even though the rear had a crease and was cracked it pushed one of the sides forward a couple of inches I hit him at an angle when I was trying to swerve to miss him. Man he was pi$$ed. I was standing next to him while he was in his car getting his insruance info for me I glanced at the odometer, had just over 3,000 miles. I am not a Viper expert and don't know the year but it looked a lot like Toby's style. He gav eme his business card. He is an investment broker and works in downtown Phoenix. And to top off my day, my wife went ape$hit on me over it.

I truly feel like $hit for hitting this guy. [img]/images/graemlins/sad[/img]

SeriousEric

You didn't hit any Viper. April fools!

City

That's what I hoping. Too surreal for Joker.

Joker

If it wasn't a Viper then perhaps it was a damn nice kit. Like I said I will let you guys know how bad the damage is.

Yellow Fever

I call [img]/images/graemlins/bs[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/bs[/img]

Joker

Can someone please step forward and confirm who this guy is to shut these nay sayers up? How many red GTS are in Arizona?????

Venmous

DAMMIT Yellow Fever!

You must post more so I can ogle your avatar more often.
WooAhh!

BigCarrot

113.

Joker

That many???