This reminds me, anyone ever picked up anyone on a flight? I did once, had a delay due to maintenance so we talked a little bit while waiting, but once we got on the plane (half-full), I was in the row in front of her. I struck up the convo, and she promptly pounced in the seat beside me. We had a couple of drinks, shot the breeze, gave her my #, and got together a few times thereafter - pretty fun overall [img]/images/graemlins/smiles[/img]
Yeah its happened to me a couple of times. Its the best way to get a good hookup. Talk to them for a couple of hours, make them feel comfortable, and you get most of the first date bullshit out of the way on the plane. Can get to business when you actually meet up.
She was all fucked up, wearing only a cut-off and sweats, we discussed in great detail her life in and out of porn. It was a blast. Shortest coast to coast I've ever had.
Depressing part was the realization that for the rest of my traveling days I will never have any chance of sitting next to anyone better.
I sat next to a girl who was a buyer for a lingurie company once. Recruited one girl for the Bikini Team on a flight who I sat next to (but was with her boyfriend). And once talked to a decent looking girl who wanted to talk about why some guys had foot fetishes (I dont, so couldnt help her out - seems an ex loved her feet) and when I said I was more of a boob guy asked me to judge her rack (even offered to show me them in the "back", which I politely declined). So much for mile high club status.
It wouldn't be a strech to say that in a three year period I was on at least 150 flights and the number of times I got next to a hottie was about 5.
I sat next to Louie Anderson in first class once on a flight to Vegas. He pretended to sleep the whole way as everyone boarding was pointing at him and his hugeness (even in first class he was a bit close).
Never picked a fight - but had sat next to some serious "talkers". I hate talking on flights.
Never picked a fight - but had sat next to some serious "talkers". I hate talking on flights.
Yeah, the last flight I was on, I had a serious talker next to me when I was trying to read - he was okay, but still, I'm trying to read?! Some initial convo when settling in, e.g., pre-flight is no big deal though.
Last time I flew to West Palm Beach via SouthEast, I got jammed next to a fat guy with BO that must have had a bad burritto for lunch.....kept belching out of both ends, then looking at me weird!! Cheez, what a HAWG!!
On my trip back from Vegas a few months ago I had some cunt keep digging her knees into the back of my seat and pushing it forward as far as she could. I hardly ever use the "C" word but it is very appropriate in this case. I hardly had me seat reclined at all. Hell, the person in front of me had there's reclined all the way back and I was taller than the lady behind me so I don't know what the fucking bitches major malfunction was. Besides, if the seats weren't meant to recline they wouldn't have made them that way. So when she got up to use the restroom halfway during the flight, I reclined that seat back as far as it would go just to fucking really piss her off. I was tempted to open up the emergency exit and throw that fucking bitch the hell off the plane. I had a few choice words with her. :fist:
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