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Quick Joke...
I'm not a joke guy - but got this from a friend so thought I would post...
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only
>4 parachutes.
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>The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
>player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first
>pack and left the plane.
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>The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former
>U.S President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president
>And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't
>want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
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>The third passenger, Wesley Clark, said, "I'm a General in the Army of the
>United States of America". I am also going to be my parties nominee for
>President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
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>The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
>passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served
>my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
>parachute."
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>The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's
>smartest woman took my schoolbag."
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