So you wanna team up with Kid? You want to be a part of the "has been" team? Your team will be the master of all that is not funny. Shit if its boring, longwinded, drawn-out, and induces sleep, youre team will write it. Thing is, if YOU write your monstrocity of a snooze-o-essay, youre gonna have to edit it and include a bunch of self-congratulatory arrogance in there to match kids style. If you leave your dribble the way its normally laid out, it will be glanced over as just background noise while the real big hitters clean house. Diaper, Right now youre batting a fuckin zero, and have less style than even the has-been kid.
So you wanna team up with Kid? You want to be a part of the "has been" team? Your team will be the master of all that is not funny. Shit if its boring, longwinded, drawn-out, and induces sleep, youre team will write it. Thing is, if YOU write your monstrocity of a snooze-o-essay, youre gonna have to edit it and include a bunch of self-congratulatory arrogance in there to match kids style. If you leave your dribble the way its normally laid out, it will be glanced over as just background noise while the real big hitters clean house. Diaper, Right now youre batting a fuckin zero, and have less style than even the has-been kid.
Come on Tattoo, I know you can do better than that. You didn't even pull out your patented Napoleonic, errrrrrrr Smokie stand-by's. You know what I'm talking about - first you'll ball up your lil' fists and scream that you're smarter than I am, then you'll move on to comparing bank accounts, then you'll really drop the hammer with your niiiiiice, "Oh yeah, well no one likes you - they PM'ed me so!," and when all that fails, you'll run to your Tejas bullpen and squeal for "De Boss" to come out and attempt to finish what you started.
If I were you, I'd concentrate on shoring up your own smack skiiiilllzzz before your own crew tosses you - Tejans aren't known to abide losers very well, just ask Tom Hicks. Right about now you are the lone defender of the north wall of the Alamo and I can't imagine the other 'necks are too pleased watching Kid's Zapadores run roughshod over your ramparts. If you don't shore up your tactics, you're likely to find yourself back at your old station, peeling potatoes for Hop Sing by day, and taking your turn in the "Neck Barrel o' Fun" by night.
Kid, point of parliamentary procedure ... The Texas bench wants to let you know you're on shaky ground with the Alamo takes, OK? We don't weave core cultural icons of California into our smack and we expect you to respect those same boundaries. You won't see us mocking the fabled trek of Prospector Bruce, the first gay 49'er who was trapped by a blizzard in the Sierra's and had to "eat" his companions. Nosir. Some things in history are practically religion for some people and you need to tread lightly on those hallowed grounds.
However, seeing as how you used the rather esoteric nomenclature of "zapadores" to describe Santa Anna's cavalry, I'm going to allow the Alamo reference to stand given the level of erudition with which you are treating it. Slip off that high road for just an instant and make reference to Tatoo in a coonskin cap and we will be off this bench and on your ass like San Jacinto.
I wanna be on SE's team.I can't deal with him abusing me any longer or I'll hang myself like Cone head RED5 :bonk: :bonk:
It's the Dream Team, baby! Master-Blaster. I ride on your shoulders and order people to wallow in pigshit and you pound anybody who won't wallow. Deal?
You win!
