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Old March 14th, 2004, 07:48 PM   #1
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CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER!!!

SRT Mike, the sheep herder himself, finally became a US Citizen...The bad new is that he can now vote...But at least he isn't Mexican... [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]


But seriously, Congrats Mike!!! You are definitely an asset to our little mixing pot!!!
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Old March 14th, 2004, 07:51 PM   #2
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Cheers Mike.
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Old March 14th, 2004, 08:29 PM   #3
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SRT Mike, the sheep herder himself, finally became a US Citizen...The bad new is that he can now vote...But at least he isn't Mexican... [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]


But seriously, Congrats Mike!!! You are definitely an asset to our little mixing pot!!!

You got a problem with Mexicans?


Congrats Mike.


We need more good U.S. citizens.
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Old March 14th, 2004, 08:30 PM   #4
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congrats. welcome to working for my paycheck :-P
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Old March 14th, 2004, 08:37 PM   #5
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You got a problem with Mexicans?

Not just me....WE have a HUGE problem...with them coming across the border, to the tune of about 1200 a day...dragging down the economies of every freakin state they border...Bringing their pregnancies here, so they can have their children on American soil, entitling them too mooch off of our social programs...


yeah...We have a BIG fuckin problem...How can you help us out with it???
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Old March 14th, 2004, 08:46 PM   #6
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This may be brutal, but I would say land mines.


Congrats Mike
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Old March 14th, 2004, 08:51 PM   #7
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Congrats Mike!!

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Old March 14th, 2004, 09:59 PM   #8
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Well, I wasn't gonna say anything... but thanks Gerald.

I only have 2 questions. Can someone tell me where the welfare office is? And also, what lever do I pull to choose Kerry in the election????

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Old March 14th, 2004, 10:15 PM   #9
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Well, I wasn't gonna say anything... but thanks Gerald.

I only have 2 questions. Can someone tell me where the welfare office is? And also, what lever do I pull to choose Kerry in the election????

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Old March 14th, 2004, 10:17 PM   #10
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This may be brutal, but I would say land mines.


Congrats Mike :chers:
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Old March 14th, 2004, 10:22 PM   #11
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This may be brutal, but I would say land mines.


Congrats Mike :chers:
They dont need an hourly salary and after a few are set off then the migration north will probably decrease dramatically.
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Old March 14th, 2004, 10:25 PM   #12
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Well, I wasn't gonna say anything... but thanks Gerald.

I only have 2 questions. Can someone tell me where the welfare office is? And also, what lever do I pull to choose Kerry in the election????

[img]/images/graemlins/carrot[/img]
It's the one right beside the word BUSH. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Congrats Mike. Now I won't have to take up for you so much. Whew!
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Old March 14th, 2004, 11:06 PM   #13
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Welcome to being a Citizen of the United States of America. The most powerfull force in the world.
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Old March 14th, 2004, 11:35 PM   #14
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Kerry will be the lever to the LEFT of Nader...
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Old March 15th, 2004, 12:28 AM   #15
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So you didn't run through a river to get here you did it the way it should be done. Welcome to thw feee world.
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Old March 15th, 2004, 12:46 AM   #16
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So you didn't run through a river to get here you did it the way it should be done. Welcome to thw feee world.
I moved here pretty young - on a plane from Scotland by way of London. I've lived here 17 years now (well, 17 years on June 5th). I can't tell you how much it pisses me off when people jump the border. My family waited 7 years to get green cards and come the right way, and it was tough at first. I think they ought to mount 50 caliber machine guns with heat-sensing imaging equipment and shape recognition software along the borders, and just automagically kill anyone trying to cross illegally.

Ever see those automatic guns in Aliens? Yeah we need some of those baby!
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Old March 15th, 2004, 02:01 AM   #17
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Congrats. Did you bring women?
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Old March 15th, 2004, 03:02 AM   #18
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Good looking ones
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Old March 15th, 2004, 06:42 AM   #19
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No, he came here to steal our women.
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Old March 15th, 2004, 12:11 PM   #20
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No, he came here to steal our women.
I don't steal them... just use them for a while and move on to the next, leaving plenty of seconds for less virile men [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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