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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:19 PM   #1
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my g/f is a f\'n bish

true story.

nag nag nag fucking nag.

"you didn't talk to my mother that much when she came over..nag nag fucking nag..."

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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:22 PM   #2
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this is but a prelude of things to come.
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:25 PM   #3
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2 choices:

1 - listen, and if you care about her - make some concessions and adjustments for next time. It works both ways. If she's a keeper - she'll notice and you'll get along great

2 - don't listen, if you can't be bothered with her crap - enjoy what you've got and don't expect it to last - as it won't - only until marriage, then one of you will kill it - so end it now and save her parents some money

Either way - if ignored - yes it will get worse. This is a sign
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:27 PM   #4
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:28 PM   #5
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her parents wouldn't pay for shit. I pull down more $$ than they do.
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:28 PM   #6
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Stick it in her pooper.
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:30 PM   #7
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that would lead to more bitching. it seems everything but giving in does. fuck dat!
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Beat her.
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:31 PM   #9
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this is but a prelude of things to come.
That was way helpful. Spoken like a guy that's still spanking his monkey. If you can't offer advice but rather only a smartass comment, STFU! Fuckin' idiot!
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:32 PM   #10
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Is her mom a milf?
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:37 PM   #11
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Beat her.
Never thought of that, perhaps taking it down a notch to how you would train an animal would work...
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:38 PM   #12
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I agree 100% with Torquemonster--that is the voice of experience talking!!
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:38 PM   #13
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You can only bang em and punt em , or do what my brother did and go to the orient and get a submissive wife who is truly grateful for everything she has. No matter what he does , she never bitches at him , it's almost beyond comprehension!!!!!!!!!!
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:41 PM   #14
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Beat her.
Never thought of that, perhaps taking it down a notch to how you would train an animal would work...

no NO NO BP had it right. We have a resident expert on these matters. I am sure she has a list of "I fell and hit the door knob" excuses.
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:42 PM   #15
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:46 PM   #16
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Re: my g/f is a f\'n bish

You might try listening.

Look, if she is talking about her aching back or family gossip bullshit, just shut up and think about one of those badd ass Cudas in your old man's garage. It's so easy to blow people off without letting them know they've been blown off and it's a very useful skill. At least that way you haven't offended her momma. And hey dude, she feels about her mom like you do about yours. (even if she's a dipshit)

If she's talking about family history, your girlfriend's life or current events, try listening. You might actually learn something. Nothing pisses off a geezer more than trying to make decent conversation with a 'youngster' and being ignored. Makes 'em think you're a self centered son of a bitch and that's how you'll treat their loved one.

It never hurts to NOT ignore people.
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:46 PM   #17
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that would lead to more bitching. it seems everything but giving in does. fuck dat!
one of you is not ready for commitment

you know - the concept that she will take seriously something poked at her in fun

you are owned (in her mind) - that's the other side of sex the guys forget.... the lady invariably wants something back in exchange for giving what she's got....


YOU.



her sense of ownership will only deepen as you keep going out with her.

Be afraid unless you are ready to deal with it.

My 2 cents.. treat her as you would like to be treated.... with honesty. If you are only in it for the sex - stop using her and move on so she can get over it and move on too. If you really loved her and she really loved you - you'd communicate - that's what we have to do to make it work.
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:48 PM   #18
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this is but a prelude of things to come.
That was way helpful. Spoken like a guy that's still spanking his monkey. If you can't offer advice but rather only a smartass comment, STFU! Fuckin' idiot!
that was my advice, sorry you did not like it, you Fuckin Fatass.
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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:49 PM   #19
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Beat her.
Never thought of that, perhaps taking it down a notch to how you would train an animal would work...

no NO NO BP had it right. We have a resident expert on these matters. I am sure she has a list of "I fell and hit the door knob" excuses.
You are a fucking dick head

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Old February 29th, 2004, 09:50 PM   #20
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