3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington , under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada !!
... and that's why everyone in Canada comes to the US to make money and get decent healthcare. I'm surprised that you didn't mention the Avro Arrow fighter.
I guess that's why Canada is a world technology, economic, military and cultural leader, right?
My dad is from Vancouver, and he was fed up with everything that Canada invented and squandered. That's why he came to the US and never looked back.
By the way, I still have more than 700 relatives in Canada who are paying into your wonderful Socialist economy and healthcare plan (that the US is trying to emmulate and follow into bankruptcy).
That French thing is just sick. How can anyone be proud of that? The damn French Liberals are the ones f*cking up Canada. At least the British rooted Canucks are more practical (but spineless). It just goes to show you (and everyone else) you just haven't learned from your mistakes. :hehehe:
#25 We allow Iraqi terrorists in our country with no documentation so they can cross our lax borders and blow up buildings in the U.S. [img]/images/graemlins/upyours[/img]
... and that's why everyone in Canada comes to the US to make money and get decent healthcare. I'm surprised that you didn't mention the Avro Arrow fighter.
I guess that's why Canada is a world technology, economic, military and cultural leader, right?
My dad is from Vancouver, and he was fed up with everything that Canada invented and squandered. That's why he came to the US and never looked back.
By the way, I still have more than 700 relatives in Canada who are paying into your wonderful Socialist economy and healthcare plan (that the US is trying to emmulate and follow into bankruptcy).
That French thing is just sick. How can anyone be proud of that? The damn French Liberals are the ones f*cking up Canada. At least the British rooted Canucks are more practical (but spineless). It just goes to show you (and everyone else) you just haven't learned from your mistakes. :hehehe:
Yo, Viper10. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. :fist:
Your inability to decipher the difference between a thread where the joke is Canada, versus you thinking it is some claim to fame about how great Canada is just confirms your level of stupidity. This is a laid back forum, don't take everything so seriously.
LOL, thanks Michael. I was wondering if Viper10 even read the damn thing [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
I guess the one thing that really makes me proud to be Canadian is that I have a sense of humour [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
ViperV6, kindly go back to scrubbing the cafeteria floor and cleaning the dirty remarks about the 3rd grade teacher off the toilet walls. Lady Liberty is doing just fine without the likes of you standing up to defend her honor.
#25 We allow Iraqi terrorists in our country with no documentation so they can cross our lax borders and blow up buildings in the U.S. [img]/images/graemlins/upyours[/img]
#25 was actually "We don't bomb our allies", but I edited it out because I didn't find it funny, and thought it to be in poor taste.
Are Canadians allowed in Las Vegas? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
We are allowed but not nearly as welcome as the all talk no action, "I can't drink tonight because I'm watching my carb intake", surrendering on 16 against anything higher Floridian whales that Vegas loves so much [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
Vegas can't beat me because I drink them out of my losses [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
Yo, Viper10. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. :fist:
Your inability to decipher the difference between a thread where the joke is Canada, versus you thinking it is some claim to fame about how great Canada is just confirms your level of stupidity. This is a laid back forum, don't take everything so seriously.
Oh, and here is one more FUCK YOU to boot.
... and you can kiss it where the skin turns pink bonehead.
There are half truths to everything that you posted. I hear it from my relatives all of the time.
By the way, save your newbie comments for someone else. I've owned my Viper for more than 6 years and use it as a daily driver. Your great attitude is one big reason I don't post here very often.
