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One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me". I said "WHAT??????"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads.
She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a
Woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realized
that
nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department
store....I walked around with her while she tried on three different
very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told
her to take all three of them.
She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 a pair to
which I say OK. And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she gets a
pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you........ she was so excited. She must have thought that
I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I
think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because
she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I
told her that it was OK.
She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have
seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't
feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face it
went completely blank.
I then said, "Really, honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I
added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
I figure I won't be having sex again until sometime after the spring of
2008.
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