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Old February 3rd, 2004, 04:06 PM   #1
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Who has a Range Rover?

I have a 20 year old girl here who is willing to trade her 1992 Jeep Cherokee for a 95 and up RR and she will throw in extra special things. Her quote is "i could do other stuff too as long as it was safe and clean". Details to come (I am stuck in Email limbo).

Disclaimer: I have no idea who she is, it was emailed to me from a buddy at UCLA. Apparently she is a student there too. He does not know her either, he just saw her "Ad" and forwarded it to me for a laugh. I went ahead and emailed her and that quote above is what I got.

this is too funny. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 04:11 PM   #2
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I need to meet this girl. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 04:13 PM   #3
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Yup, that sounds about right for L.A. Gal. Whore.
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 04:17 PM   #4
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So that's why they call them "pink slips"!
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 04:23 PM   #5
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Re: Who has a Range Rover?

Get some pics. If she's hot enough, I'll buy a Range Rover. Will she do lesbo stuff with Kasey? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 05:05 PM   #6
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Get some pics. If she's hot enough, I'll buy a Range Rover. Will she do lesbo stuff with Kasey? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
I will ask when she replies to my email about the lesbo stuff. Since she is a UCLA chick, I am betting she is Asian. I will ask for pics when she replies to my email again.

Since I contacted her my friend started emailing me a collection of "ads" like this. Nothing this extreme but a crap load of girls who just "want to have fun". Then there is the bunch that are looking for Golden Globe and Oscar dates. This is hilarious.
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 05:11 PM   #7
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Get some pics. If she's hot enough, I'll buy a Range Rover. Will she do lesbo stuff with Kasey? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
I will ask when she replies to my email about the lesbo stuff. Since she is a UCLA chick, I am betting she is Asian. I will ask for pics when she replies to my email again.

Since I contacted her my friend started emailing me a collection of "ads" like this. Nothing this extreme but a crap load of girls who just "want to have fun". Then there is the bunch that are looking for Golden Globe and Oscar dates. This is hilarious.




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Old February 3rd, 2004, 05:14 PM   #8
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Get some pics. If she's hot enough, I'll buy a Range Rover. Will she do lesbo stuff with Kasey? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
I will ask when she replies to my email about the lesbo stuff. Since she is a UCLA chick, I am betting she is Asian. I will ask for pics when she replies to my email again.

Since I contacted her my friend started emailing me a collection of "ads" like this. Nothing this extreme but a crap load of girls who just "want to have fun". Then there is the bunch that are looking for Golden Globe and Oscar dates. This is hilarious.




I loooooooooooooooooove Aisan chics! The sad thing is though, that most of them have UGLY feet. [img]/images/graemlins/sad[/img]







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Old February 3rd, 2004, 05:15 PM   #9
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Get some pics. If she's hot enough, I'll buy a Range Rover. Will she do lesbo stuff with Kasey? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
I will ask when she replies to my email about the lesbo stuff. Since she is a UCLA chick, I am betting she is Asian. I will ask for pics when she replies to my email again.

Since I contacted her my friend started emailing me a collection of "ads" like this. Nothing this extreme but a crap load of girls who just "want to have fun". Then there is the bunch that are looking for Golden Globe and Oscar dates. This is hilarious.




I loooooooooooooooooove Aisan chics! The sad thing is though, that most of them have UGLY feet. [img]/images/graemlins/sad[/img]












Its sadly true. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]







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Old February 3rd, 2004, 05:21 PM   #10
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Re: Who has a Range Rover?

Got one sitting here! WIll she fly to Dallas?
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 05:38 PM   #11
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Re: Who has a Range Rover?

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Got one sitting here! WIll she fly to Dallas?
I knew you would show up here eventually. Ill wait for her pic before I mention Dallas.
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 05:51 PM   #12
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We need pics of her or potential banning poll will be taken~
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 05:52 PM   #13
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We need pics of her or potential banning poll will be taken~
You know the rules Allen, its time to show the pics or get banned. Technically Weez should be banned for his lack of pictures regarding some "chick" he was going to approach in his apartment complex. Sadly, he failed to deliver. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 06:07 PM   #14
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Re: Who has a Range Rover?

He dudes, I am on it. Its not like I can snap a pic myself, she has to email it first.

If she thinks she can get a Range Rover she must be hot, right? Wait, I have seen American Idol, most people misjudge themselves and their talents.
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 07:22 PM   #15
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Did someone say she is Asian?
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 07:27 PM   #16
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Re: Who has a Range Rover?

make sure shes your sextoy for at least one full year anytime you want, whatever you want. hell you could even throw her ass to the ho-stroll and make some loot from her ass. pimp her to all your friends and shit...excellent oppotunity, good luck to ya
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Old February 3rd, 2004, 09:31 PM   #17
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Damn, and to think I was contemplating buying a '03 Range Rover back in June. She'll do anything huh?
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You are too hard on Snatch, dude. Y'know he is still in school. Give him some time and he will overcome his spelling snafu's!
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