Weekly Report: STILL NO PUSS!!

Denny Wagner · January 31st, 2004, 07:18 PM

Well, I think today marks the 3rd week that my wife hasn't had any sex drive!!
I don't know about you guys, but 3 weeks is to long to go without a bit 'o cat!! However, she has agreed to speak to her doctor about going on HRT pills, and made an appt. for next week. I will keep everyone abreast (or 2) regarding my "lack 'o puss" situation.....unless my dick explodes first, like that whale did!!

End of transmition.....Denny

I NEED PUSS!!!!!!!

atx · January 31st, 2004, 07:20 PM

Yellow Pages *escort services*

BADVENOM · January 31st, 2004, 07:21 PM

thanks once again to share on the no pussy stories. Keep us informed when you get head.

gthomas · January 31st, 2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RT/10-Retired@ age 47

However, she has agreed to speak to her doctor about going on HRT pills, and made an appt. for next week.

I NEED PUSS!!!!!!!

What ever happened to the olden days when you just had to give them a beer? [img]/images/graemlins/drunk[/img]

BADVENOM · January 31st, 2004, 07:22 PM

ATX I seen your pics bro.You look like the goody good boy who never does any harm.Don't bullshit me bro.How much pussy did you PAY for in Vegas. I heard you payed biatch, don't bullshit and fess up cuz

atx · January 31st, 2004, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BADVENOM

ATX I seen your pics bro.You look like the goody good boy who never does any harm.Don't bullshit me bro.How much pussy did you PAY for in Vegas. I heard you payed biatch, don't bullshit and fess up cuz

I've never paid for pussy in my life! Except for taking girls to dinner or a movie. But that all goes into the equation of 'are they worth it.' If it's a girl who's an 8, the CPL should be lower. If she's a 10, it will be higher, respectively. If the 8 wants the 10 treatment, that's when you have to weigh your options. Denny, given his situation, if he found an 8 that wanted the 10 treatment, may very well be willing to pay with chances of getting laid. You can always tell them they weren't worth it later.

**SoCal Rebell** · January 31st, 2004, 08:02 PM

You fucking mindreader I wuz gonna post a "GOT PUSS" thread today

Maybe I could send you something so you can "self service" [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Denny Wagner · January 31st, 2004, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCal Rebell

You fucking mindreader I wuz gonna post a "GOT PUSS" thread today

Maybe I could send you something so you can "self service" [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

RON.....hahahahaha....I'M THINKING ABOUT BE-LITTLING MYSELF AND ASKING HER FOR A HANDJOB ANYWAY. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

**Jerome** · January 31st, 2004, 08:53 PM

That sucks big time Denny

Oops, wrong choice of words. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Where are you an Fla. now? You closer to Tampa or Orlando. I will tell you why after you let me know this.

viper spray · January 31st, 2004, 08:56 PM

Look , here is what you do , get her a little tipsy , then pop a blue diamond,(Viagra) and chase her around the house with it untill she gives in. If you still have no luck , then at least you can poke her and prod her for a while. Let me know how it works out. Spray..... (stare at this for a while, it will help)

Denny Wagner · January 31st, 2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerome

That sucks big time Denny

Oops, wrong choice of words. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Where are you an Fla. now? You closer to Tampa or Orlando. I will tell you why after you let me know this.

Jer....I'm in West Palm Beach....about 4 hours south of Orlando and about an hour north of Miami

Hey Jer...ever been to Northlandz?????

**Jerome** · January 31st, 2004, 09:18 PM

Denny I live exactly 1 mile from there and never have been. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] No shit

And seeing how you are closer to Miami you need to check out this for your problem.

Denny Wagner · January 31st, 2004, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerome

Denny I live exactly 1 mile from there and never have been. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] No shit

And seeing how you are closer to Miami you need to check out this for your problem.

Yow!! They have it ALL down there!! I'll let ya know about it when I return!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!

Hey....Northlandz....check it out, you WON'T beleive it!! Good place to spend a cold day at!! I used to collect model trains and thought I'd seen it all....until I went there!!