NO puss tonite!!

Denny Wagner · January 26th, 2004, 07:57 PM

My wife just informed me that she just doesn't have any sex drive lately!! Damn stupid menopause!! Anyone else have the same problem? Think I'll hit her with a hammer!! :bonk:

BADVENOM · January 26th, 2004, 08:03 PM

WOW, that's pretty sad that you actually post shit like this about your wife.

**-RUNNR** · January 26th, 2004, 08:08 PM

Pot. Kettle.

BADVENOM · January 26th, 2004, 08:11 PM

Oh fuck up runner, biatch!I'm having fun

KosherBenz · January 26th, 2004, 08:13 PM

Time to get a new one then, huh?

CollinsvilleZ · January 26th, 2004, 08:23 PM

Yep, like they say been there done that. Ragging Horror-mones, takes her do not touch me Murther Phuker to take me big boy; I want to kill you asshole to I love you soooooooo much (and all the crying about nothing). The only problem is you never know which person she is going to be. My advise is to duck until you know for sure which way the mood swings. Now for the really good/bad news, when she finally gets past the curse from God/Devil, she will be either the Bitch from Hell and will be always wanting to kill you (NO SEX DRIVE for the rest of Her/You days or she have great sex drive and return to normal (whatever normal is for a woman). You can speculate, which one I ended up with, when she was done. I will give you a hint, I am still ducking.

Denny Wagner · January 26th, 2004, 08:29 PM

Tried to trade her in last week on a new one....but they said she had TOO MANY MILES on her!! She's only 46....do women get this way at 46???????

BADVENOM....you're absolutely right....SAD!!

RUNNR.......POT. KETTLE. but NO SOUP!!

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Damn..... I WANT PUSS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Denny Wagner · January 26th, 2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsvilleZ

Yep, like they say been there done that. Ragging Horror-mones, takes her do not touch me Murther Phuker to take me big boy; I want to kill you asshole to I love you soooooooo much (and all the crying about nothing). The only problem is you never know which person she is going to be. My advise is to duck until you know for sure which way the mood swings. Now for the really good/bad news, when she finally gets past the curse from God/Devil, she will be either the Bitch from Hell and will be always wanting to kill you (NO SEX DRIVE for the rest of Her/You days or she have great sex drive and return to normal (whatever normal is for a woman). You can speculate, which one I ended up with, when she was done. I will give you a hint, I am still ducking.

You mean I have to expect MOOD SWINGS TOO???? Ohhhhhh....the HORROR!!!!

mrob · January 26th, 2004, 08:34 PM

My mom was a total bitch when she went through it.. It was so bad my sister and I wouldn't go anywhere near her and her husband walked around with a frightened look on his face for about 6 months.

CollinsvilleZ · January 26th, 2004, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RT/10-Retired@ age 47

Tried to trade her in last week on a new one....but they said she had TOO MANY MILES on her!! She's only 46....do women get this way at 46???????

BADVENOM....you're absolutely right....SAD!!

RUNNR.......POT. KETTLE. but NO SOUP!!

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Damn..... I WANT PUSS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Early to Late 40's, without medication it can last 1 to 4 years or my case till DEATH due us part.

Denny Wagner · January 26th, 2004, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mrobinson

My mom was a total bitch when she went through it.. It was so bad my sister and I wouldn't go anywhere near her and her husband walked around with a frightened look on his face for about 6 months.

Hey MR.....GOOD GRIEF!!! All of you are scaring me!! Guess I'll just go to the Nudie Bar and try to find Al Bundy!! [img]/images/graemlins/surrender[/img]

mrob · January 26th, 2004, 08:45 PM

She should be able to go to her Dr and get estrogen replacement.. that will help alot and may even allow you to return to a normal sex life.

KosherBenz · January 26th, 2004, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RT/10-Retired@ age 47

Tried to trade her in last week on a new one....but they said she had TOO MANY MILES on her!! She's only 46....do women get this way at 46???????

I dunno???? Mine is only 26 with low miles.

Maybe you can try the [img]/images/graemlins/jackoff[/img] for a while.. Till she comes around... Isnt there some medication for it?

Sgt. Snatch · January 26th, 2004, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 03redfire cobra

Quote:

Originally Posted by RT/10-Retired@ age 47

Tried to trade her in last week on a new one....but they said she had TOO MANY MILES on her!! She's only 46....do women get this way at 46???????

I dunno???? Mine is only 26 with low miles.

Maybe you can try the [img]/images/graemlins/jackoff[/img] for a while.. Till she comes around... Isnt there some medication for it?

HAHAHAAH I fucking love it! He just needs to get a nice 17 year old hooker.

BADVENOM · January 26th, 2004, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Snatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by 03redfire cobra

Quote:

Originally Posted by RT/10-Retired@ age 47

Tried to trade her in last week on a new one....but they said she had TOO MANY MILES on her!! She's only 46....do women get this way at 46???????

I dunno???? Mine is only 26 with low miles.

Maybe you can try the [img]/images/graemlins/jackoff[/img] for a while.. Till she comes around... Isnt there some medication for it?

HAHAHAAH I fucking love it! He just needs to get a nice 17 year old hooker.

I rather jerk off for the rest of my life then get a hooker [img]/images/graemlins/jackoff[/img]

NOITALL · January 26th, 2004, 09:26 PM

surprise sex her.

wear a ski mask and gloves. It adds to the excitement!

CS · January 26th, 2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Craig201MPH

surprise sex her.

wear a ski mask and gloves. It adds to the excitement!

**Confrontational** · January 26th, 2004, 09:28 PM

Retired - I am going to be in Amsterdam in about a week - anything I should bring back? [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

Torquemonster · January 26th, 2004, 09:32 PM

Romance her with candle lit diner, nice wine, her favorite music - tell her nice things - you know - the works - then slip her some female viagra and tell me how the night was

alone on the couch

THOR · January 26th, 2004, 09:45 PM

Just jump her while she is sleeping! :thumb:

Of course, after this attempt (whether successful or not) you had better guard moby and the boys while you sleep! You do not want to end up being "Bobbitized" in your slumber!! [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]