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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:13 PM   #1
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If someone would formulate toilet paper that is as soft as they claim to be they'd be instant millionares.. This high protien diet is killing me. ouch.

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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:16 PM   #2
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You should use kittens. They are soft.
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:20 PM   #3
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maybe red5 can give you some advice on proper anal care for the abused.
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:26 PM   #4
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If someone would formulate toilet paper that is as soft as they claim to be they'd be instant millionares.. This high protien diet is killing me. ouch.

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Huh??? I'm on Atkins. High protein makes you constipated...which should make it better. (can't belive I'm going here ) More dense = less mess = less wipes...No?
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:27 PM   #5
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:28 PM   #6
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:30 PM   #7
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:31 PM   #8
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:32 PM   #9
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Youse peeps are full of poop.

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Old December 23rd, 2003, 01:32 PM   #10
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 02:10 PM   #11
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Only in the ALLEY!!!!! (wipe your ass with a kitten, I LOVE IT) :atu: :atu: :atu:
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 03:03 PM   #12
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WIth ATkins it's a high fat diet, as well. If there isn't enough fat in the diet the runs will happen. Try uping the fiber to about 40-50grms a day min.
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 03:13 PM   #13
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here kitty kitty kitty
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 03:53 PM   #14
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I'd recommend going to "Groover Gripper" the space program official issue. It is scientifically formulated to wipe out nasty clingons from Uranus.


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Nothing worse than a ring of fire - try wiping with something alkalyne to neutralise the acid all over the paper first (like disolved baking soda) - it put my fire out after a savage night on the chilli.

:doh: "sorry arse...!!!!"

you know its bad when you're wimpering, contemplating death on the porcelin throne and your wife asks if you are ok from the next room.

Either that or toughen up your arse with a bit of battery acid - yeah, that's it - macho man with macho arse - can take anything including the Ribs from Hell... just hope the scar tissue doesn't close up the hole - that could cause you to gain weight and get some really stinky breath.
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 03:55 PM   #15
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 04:55 PM   #16
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Seriously dude....Balmex Diaper Rash Cream.
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 04:58 PM   #17
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Baby wipes.......not just for babies bottom
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Old December 23rd, 2003, 08:40 PM   #18
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Open up a can of SPAM, throw away the meat, and use the slime in the bottom of the can on your heiny....works great, and dogs follow you around!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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