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How to Bathe A Cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him
to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet,
close both lids and stand on top, so cat
cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce
ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside
toilet, cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides
power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as
far from toilet as possible and quickly lift
both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and
outdoors, where he will air dry.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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