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Old February 10th, 2003, 07:18 PM   #1
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Why doesn\'t this auction add up?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...;category=6209


"If you are going to bid you must contact me VIA e-mail so that I can verify that you are a qualified purchaser. Do not bid unless you have at least 10 positives. And if you have any negatives you must contact me. $5000 due immedietly at end of auction, and the rest due within 5 days of the end of auction unless other arrangements have been made. Due not waste my time and be a dead beat bidder. You will be legally responcible for the $5000 even if you back out, for loss of other potential sale and relisting fees and time. This is my attorney's fee and he is very aggressive! Buyer is responsible for all shipping cost."

So even if you win and it's a total piece and you walk away.. you still got to pay 5K? LOL.. Sheeeaah right. Misrepresentation, i'm sure his lawyer would love to hear that phrase uttered back in his face.

Wouldn't be a bad daily driver, ditch that sparco seat and do some interior work.. sell off the ACR rims for stockers to cover the cost, not bad. Shit, i'm building the house so my funds are tied... even if I had 'em, the above statement is a little too fishy.

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Old February 10th, 2003, 07:21 PM   #2
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Re: Why doesn\'t this auction add up?

What a jackass! Probably selling a totalled out car! He is basically trying to simply make $5k

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Old February 10th, 2003, 07:25 PM   #3
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Re: Why doesn\'t this auction add up?

The link to his site says 55K LOL..

1) Non original drivers seat
2) Cracks/gouges in console
3) Wear in passenger seat (rare, means lots of traffic or rental)
4) 51K miles
5) Non original rims and spoiler
6) Compares it to a Type R for 150K [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

What a jackass. I'd give him 34K for it and spend the rest of the jack makeing her a decent driver. The sale of the rims and spoiler would cover new seats and interior pieces, and maybe OEM rims in the process.. However, milage sucks and the motor has probably been beaten to shit.


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Old February 10th, 2003, 09:38 PM   #4
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Hmmmm.....I bet a dollar that VIN comes up "Not Found". [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old February 10th, 2003, 09:43 PM   #5
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[quote=SupremeViper] Hmmmm.....I bet a dollar that VIN comes up "Not Found". [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>

The Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) you entered, 1B3ER69EZTV200996, is invalid . Please check the number for accuracy and try again below.
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:28 PM   #6
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haha what a fucking joke, that kid can't spell either
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:32 PM   #7
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god i hate ebay scams!!!
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:35 PM   #8
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:43 PM   #9
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:45 PM   #10
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:46 PM   #11
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This one to! 40 BEER LIMIT!
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:47 PM   #12
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:48 PM   #13
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:51 PM   #14
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That teenager one is funny. The Pool one is a classic. Remember being a kid and seeing that one at a neighbors place.
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Old February 10th, 2003, 10:58 PM   #15
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i remember being a kid and people would say there is a die that would turn some color is you pissed! haha, worked everytime, i would just take a shit instead
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Old February 10th, 2003, 11:02 PM   #16
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[quote=RedSnakeGTS] i remember being a kid and people would say there is a die that would turn some color is you pissed! haha, worked everytime, i would just take a shit instead <hr /></blockquote>

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Old February 10th, 2003, 11:06 PM   #17
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Old February 10th, 2003, 11:06 PM   #18
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