Hey, I know a million ideas probably get thrown around here, with no one to execute them...so here's another...
It's pretty sexist of me, but it might be a great way to raise some cashola for the Alley:
ViperAlley Mascot
I was thinking...I'm really good at planning events (press releases, getting donations, sponsors, managing man-power...etc...), so if this ever becomes a reality...count me in...
So, you know how CoverGirl or whatever does that fresh-face model search every year? The alley should hold an annual Mascot contest, open to any girls who wanna strut their stuff. Thinking: Bikini Contest, talent contest, (add creative sectional here), etc...
The annual event could be a mascot search - slash - Viper show.
Or it could be online-only...whatever...
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No, like I said...raise money for the Alley.
I would seriously be willing to put time in to making this a reality if anyone is actually interested.
I can't imagine how these clowns aren't going to be interested in a Bimbo Search. Geez, it's what they do semi-professionally 24/7 anyway. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
Just imagine the backbiting, snarling and scratching that'll break out over who gets to be on the judges panel. I say the only fair way is to make it moderators only.
Just imagine the backbiting, snarling and scratching that'll break out over who gets to be on the judges panel. I say the only fair way is to make it moderators only.
You wouldn't even take a little stroll through some beach sand to enjoy a fine dancing routine put on by Rock Point's finest. I'll be damned if I'd trust you with something as epic as this!
I'm pretty sure I need to be a judge. I'm also going to insist on that I be allowed to ask questions relating to the gals' relationships with their fathers.
Just imagine the backbiting, snarling and scratching that'll break out over who gets to be on the judges panel. I say the only fair way is to make it moderators only.
You wouldn't even take a little stroll through some beach sand to enjoy a fine dancing routine put on by Rock Point's finest. I'll be damned if I'd trust you with something as epic as this!
"epic"? What ... did my other post remind you of where you'd mislaid that '00 Smack Pocket Reference Guide under the five gallon Centrum Silver econopack? Thought you'd lost it for good, didntcha?
IN I'll drive to Florida AND judge. Smack we can convoy once I get to Texas. I'll even pick up "mascots" on the way. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
Just imagine the backbiting, snarling and scratching that'll break out over who gets to be on the judges panel. I say the only fair way is to make it moderators only.
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Well, I am not a moderator, but I'm the chair of the Zoning board of Adjustment. I make decisions on what and where homeowners can do with their property. (I'm used to being insulted, yelled at and cursed. Doesn't do anything to me)
Mascott? IMO thats not the viperalley theme....too sesame street, go hug a tree and save a homeless piece of shti to me. If we had a mascott, it would be scruffy, hairy, farts, is vile, vulgar.....well I guess we could just use serious [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
